NZ mourns the death of its shaggiest sheep

[chubbyfatazn]

New Zealanders were mourning the loss of the country's most famous sheep Tuesday, a shaggy national icon named Shrek who was renowned for avoiding being shorn for years.

Shrek captured the public's imagination in 2004 after he evaded the annual shearing roundups for the previous seven years by hiding in caves on his farm on the South Island. When finally found, he was clad in an astonishing 60 pounds (27 kilograms) of wool.

That's about five times a typically annual shearing from Shrek's breed, the Merino sheep prized for some of the softest wool.

In a country where sheep outnumber people by nearly 10 to one, Shrek's story of stubbornness and guile appealed to many. After his capture, Shrek was shorn on live TV in a broadcast that was picked up around the world. His story inspired three books.

"He was quite an elderly statesman," said owner John Perriam. "He taught us a lot."

Until becoming sick three weeks ago, Shrek toured the country, commanding $16,000 for appearances and getting the star treatment wherever he went. In one appearance, Shrek was shorn atop a large iceberg that was floating near the South Island coast.

Shrek was one of about 17,000 sheep on the the 27,000-acre (11,000-hectare) Bendigo farm in the small town of Tarras. Perriam believes Shrek was able to survive the winters and avoid detection by moving about a series of sheltered caves and by munching on small native shrubs.

"It's bizarre that we missed him seven years in a row," Perriam said. "But from his point of view, it was the perfect environment."

After Shrek became a star, Perriam gave him his own barn and showroom. Shrek even had a personal caregiver look after him when he became sick, before the sheep was euthanized Monday at age 17.

Perriam said that as well as laying claim to being New Zealand's woolliest sheep, Shrek may also have been its oldest. Most sheep live for no more than six years before being slaughtered.

Since Shrek's death, tributes have been pouring in online, including on the Facebook page "R.I.P Shrek the Sheep."

Perriam is planning a funeral service and will ask a friend to scatter Shrek's ashes atop Mt. Cook, New Zealand's tallest mountain.

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Damn. At least there are plenty of other sheep to screw.

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[brainhulk]

wow sheep repost. i guess atot loves it's sheep news

 

[chubbyfatazn]

Ah shit. Fuck being drunk on a Tuesday night. Forgot to search...

 

[brainhulk]

Ah shit. Fuck being drunk on a Tuesday night. Forgot to search...

so....you're thinkin of sheep while being drunk?

 

[chubbyfatazn]

so....you're thinkin of sheep while being drunk?

Shit, you caught me red haneded... :awe:

Insomnia sucks. First time in awhile I've used alcohol in an effort to induce sleep...

It was the first story on Yahoo's "Most Popular" section.

 

[brainhulk]

Shit, you caught me red haneded... :awe:

Insomnia sucks. First time in awhile I've used alcohol in an effort to induce sleep...

It was the first story on Yahoo's "Most Popular" section.

yeah, i wouldn't use alcohol. It prevents the brain from getting to deepest stages of sleep, thus you don't feel rested in the morning.

maybe you can try counting wooly sheep...

 

[chubbyfatazn]

yeah, i wouldn't use alcohol. It prevents the brain from getting to deepest stages of sleep, thus you don't feel rested in the morning.

maybe you can try counting wooly sheep...

Eh, it was a last ditch effort. I haven't felt rested in a long while, so I haven't missed anything.

Maybe I should just move to New Zealand.