A lawyer runs a stop sign & gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy, because he is a lawyer from NY & is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas.
He decides to prove this to himself & have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
Deputy says," License & registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, & no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License & registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License & registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration; & you give me the ticket. If not, let me go & don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the ever-loving shit out of the lawyer & says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy, because he is a lawyer from NY & is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas.
He decides to prove this to himself & have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
Deputy says," License & registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, & no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License & registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License & registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration; & you give me the ticket. If not, let me go & don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the ever-loving shit out of the lawyer & says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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:laugh:
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