NY Jetls ship 350 rolls of TP to London

Jeff7

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Need more information: Were there wet wipes as well? What about their dietary makeup? Can we start guessing as to what we might expect on the Bristol Stool Scale? The University of Bristol is only 2hrs west of London, so it's quite relevant.

I've had to use hotel TP when I travel for my employer. I don't think they'd reimburse me if I got my own. :'(


Oh, and I'll just leave these out-of-context sentences from the NY Times article:
All that stuff, though, cannot be cleaned the same way.
Laundry was, and remains, [equipment manager Gus Granneman's] primary concern.
 
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Exterous

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Interesting. When I stayed in London the hotel had the best toilet paper I've ever had while at a hotel. It was so thick and luxuriously soft it was like wiping my bottom with a cloud of sunshine and happiness

Mr Shpigel said this was how it was explained to him by the Jets' senior manager of team operations Aaron Degerness: "There was an intern who had been over to London numerous times.

"He noticed when he was there that - and I quote - 'the toilet paper was very thin because their plumbing isn't as good'.

"So, the intern informed the operations staff, and the Jets ordered 350 rolls of toilet paper for the hotel and the stadium."

Where was the intern staying? I found the spread of toilet paper quality to be the same in England as I would expect in the states.
 

SKORPI0

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Not just any TP, NY Jets TP. :awe:
 

Slew Foot

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Why did the Jets Ship 350 rolls of TP to London?


To stand in for an injured Geno Smith!
 

emperus

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Saw this earlier this week. Now you can understand why the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid.
 

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Jeeebus

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Fairly sure they're using it to wipe the Dolphin stank off the field.