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AtaruMoroboshi18

Senior member
Apr 1, 2005
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Sapphire

Seriously Applied Perplexingly powerful hardware, if rather expensive

Corsair

Couldn't order right, so asked instead, refund

Antec

Amazingly nice tower, especially cool!

Logitech

Look out guys, I took everything cool here
 
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xtknight

Elite Member
Oct 15, 2004
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IBM - Irritable Bowel Machines
ATI - A Thousand Inmates
ATI - A Thousand Island (dressing)
NVIDIA - Never Very Innovative at Developing Industry Applications
NVIDIA - Never Very Irritated to Develop Inconceivable Applications (PureVideo)
Intel - Idiots at New Technology Experiment Leveraging
AMD - A Million Donkeys
Creative - Creating Reproducable Errors At The Initial Viral Experiment
Microsoft - Monkeys Ingesting Crack Riding On Splines Ordering Fifty Terminals
Logitech - Lowly Objectives, Geriatric Imbecil Technology Exporting Crappy Hardware
Antec - Another Newbie Technology-Exporting Company
AOL - Astronomical Objective-less Losers
AOL - Automatically Obese LAN
ASUS - Always Slow Unless Supercharged
Steam - Slow but Tempting Experiment at Annexing (taking over) Modems

hey no one said they had to make sense
 
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PrayForDeath

Diamond Member
Apr 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: xtknight
IBM - Irritable Bowel Machines
ATI - A Thousand Inmates
ATI - A Thousand Island (dressing)
NVIDIA - Never Very Innovative at Developing Industry Applications
NVIDIA - Never Very Irritated to Develop Inconceivable Applications (PureVideo)
Intel - Idiots at New Technology Experiment Leveraging
AMD - A Million Donkeys
Creative - Creating Reproducable Errors At The Initial Viral Experiment
Microsoft - Monkeys Ingesting Crack Riding On Splines Ordering Fifty Terminals
Logitech - Lowly Objectives, Geriatric Imbecil Technology Exporting Crappy Hardware
Antec - Another Newbie Technology-Exporting Company
AOL - Astronomical Objective-less Losers
AOL - Automatically Obese LAN
ASUS - Always Slow Unless Supercharged
Steam - Slow but Tempting Experiment at Annexing (taking over) Modems

hey no one said they had to make sense
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Lol, these are actually good :thumbsup:
 
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cirthix

Diamond Member
Aug 28, 2004
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INTEL: i need thermally escalated levels
AMD: awesome mega dudes
amd: always making designs
amd: interesting microprocessor developments
intel: ineffecient netburst takes extreme levels
ati: always the insane!
nvidia new video devices in announcement
dfi: double FSB (mode) initialized!
asus: all stupid us suck
psu: professional smoking unit
dvd: dude, video disk!
scsi: sacrifice (of) children sometimes impending (to get it working)
sata: scsi are teh apparition!
 
Googer

Googer

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: raghavhi
DOS - Disco Operating System
Win XP - Windows expensive!
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How original considering that DOS really stands For: Disk Operating System.
 
Aquila76

Aquila76

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Originally posted by: PrayForDeath
Originally posted by: Aquila76
I'm amazed no one did SCO yet!

Sh1t Canned Organization

Surely Can't Operate

Somebody Call Oracle

Some Crappy Operation
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What's SCO?
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http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Aquila76/wtfcat.jpg

What's SCO?!? SCO is an acronym for Santa Cruz Operations version of Unix. Probably one of the most evil Unix distributors on the planet. They tried to sue all the Linux distros, Novell, AutoZone, Linus Torvalds, and a ton of other people/companies claiming patent infringement and a ton of other BS charges. They paid so much in court fees, lawyers, and baseless motions that they're almost bankrupt now. Last quarter's revenue was only $8M.
Check some of Anandtech' news articles from the beginning of 2004 to now for the saga:

SCO's Downfall
 
Oyeve

Oyeve

Lifer
Oct 18, 1999
22,047
877
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AOL = Another Online Loser
AIM = Another Idiot Mime
SPAM = Sure Pays Aol Money
NTFS = Not That Fvcking Stable
NDS = No Dos Sucka!
ADS = Another Dumb System
Windows = We Invented Nothing, Duped Other Whiny Saps
LINUX = Like I Need Useless X-tras
MFT = My Files Totalled!
SCSI = So Can Stupid Ide!
SMTP = So Much Time Praying!
 
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Emultra

Golden Member
Jul 6, 2002
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ATi: Ammoral Technological Innovations
nVidia: Not V-sync, Idiot, Die, Inbred Assh*le
AMD: Another Marketing Disappointment
Intel: I Not Tell Enyone Lyes
 
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Alaska

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Apr 25, 2005
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Originally posted by: Aquila76
Originally posted by: PrayForDeath
Originally posted by: Aquila76
I'm amazed no one did SCO yet!

Sh1t Canned Organization

Surely Can't Operate

Somebody Call Oracle

Some Crappy Operation
Click to expand...

What's SCO?
Click to expand...

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Aquila76/wtfcat.jpg

What's SCO?!? SCO is an acronym for Santa Cruz Operations version of Unix. Probably one of the most evil Unix distributors on the planet. They tried to sue all the Linux distros, Novell, AutoZone, Linus Torvalds, and a ton of other people/companies claiming patent infringement and a ton of other BS charges. They paid so much in court fees, lawyers, and baseless motions that they're almost bankrupt now. Last quarter's revenue was only $8M.
Check some of Anandtech' news articles from the beginning of 2004 to now for the saga:

SCO's Downfall
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What do expect from an ancient offshoot of microsoft?
 
EightySix Four

EightySix Four

Diamond Member
Jul 17, 2004
5,122
52
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Lian-Li: Largely Innovative and new - Looks Intense
Thermaltake: Tries hard erroneously recreate modded action losers tricked ass kase engineers
athlon: anti thermal hell lovin opportunity nukers

this sh!t is hard.
 
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soccerballtux

Lifer
Dec 30, 2004
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Anandtech: A New Announcement Needed Daily To Explain Computer Hardware.
Slashdot: Sorry, Last All [media] Solicited Hot Daily Oil-palmed Telegram.
 
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bluemax

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Originally posted by: Googer
Originally posted by: raghavhi
DOS - Disco Operating System
Win XP - Windows expensive!
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How original considering that DOS really stands For: Disk Operating System.
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...only funkier! Get down! *BSOD* NO! Not THAT down!! AUUGH!!!!
 
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