nVidia Forbes' Company of the Year

jonks

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Feb 7, 2005
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http://www.forbes.com/home/tec...bes/2008/0107/092.html

It's just an honor to be nominated, gosh. I'd like to thank ATI, for giving us a reason to exist and someone to embarrass. I'd like to thank CoD and Crysis for helping to push the envelope and making otherwise rational people want to spend ridiculous amounts of money on our products for a few more frames per second. I have to thank, no wait, don't play that music, I'm not done yet...god I know I'm forgetting someone...oh, the people who purchase our products, I guess, thanks to you...someone important...OH, the retailers who sell our products at ridiculously marked up prices, thanks so much, you make us look like the cool kid in school. And jesus the lord I'd be nothing without you. Thank you all and good night! (Try the soup, it's fantastic.)
 

TanisHalfElven

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Jun 29, 2001
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"also would like to thank hector ruiz our trusted employee.......oops..... uh ... i mean.. i.. our........our......"competitor" for making us work hard and providing us with motivation."


*later that night.
"that was close."