episodic
Lifer
A cabdrive picked up a nun. During the ride, the nun became uncomfortable with the cabbie's stares.
She said, "May I help you?"
The cabbie said, "I shouldn't tell you, it is too embarrassing. . ."
The nun said,"I have heard and seen lots of things my child, just tell me."
The cabbie said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
The nun smiled and said, "Well I can help you with this on the condition that you are single and Christian. . . "
The man declared he was both.
"Alright", said the nun, "Pull into that alley."
The cabbie pulled into the alley and there in the alley the nun gave the cabbie the hottest wettest kiss ever.
Pulling out the man starts to cry.
The nun says "What is wrong?"
The man declared he had lied to the nun. . . he was neither a Christian or a single man, instead he was a married Muslim.
The nun said, "That's alright, I lied too. . ."
The nun declared, "I'm a 24 year old guy on the way to a halloween party. . ."
She said, "May I help you?"
The cabbie said, "I shouldn't tell you, it is too embarrassing. . ."
The nun said,"I have heard and seen lots of things my child, just tell me."
The cabbie said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
The nun smiled and said, "Well I can help you with this on the condition that you are single and Christian. . . "
The man declared he was both.
"Alright", said the nun, "Pull into that alley."
The cabbie pulled into the alley and there in the alley the nun gave the cabbie the hottest wettest kiss ever.
Pulling out the man starts to cry.
The nun says "What is wrong?"
The man declared he had lied to the nun. . . he was neither a Christian or a single man, instead he was a married Muslim.
The nun said, "That's alright, I lied too. . ."
The nun declared, "I'm a 24 year old guy on the way to a halloween party. . ."
