Number one and number two.....

[cpals]

I was just thinking after reading a post somewhere in regards to going to the bathroom and came up with the question of why some of us call going to the bathroom #1 and #2. Did your parents teach you this or did they say something else? I just realized some of my friends say this too.

Just curious.

 

[meltdown75]

We never used the numeric references around our house, but basically every verbage you can think of was used.

My favourite is someone saying they have to go "sit down". aahhaha, nice & discreet.

 

[Ryan]

I just tell everyone that I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[clamum]

Taking a digger

 

[captains]

heard them all...............plus its funny to run around a store yellin 2 and then askin a worker where the bathroom is

 

[Baked]

Open the flood gate
Dropping the log

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I just tell everyone that I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

My coworker uses the same line, except he added brown kids.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I just tell everyone that I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

My coworker uses the same line, except he added brown kids.

I usually substitute names in for "kids"

 

[SilentVixen]

My cubicle mate every day has to "Deuce" and he likes to tell me about it.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Yes. But have you ever been invited back to her place for number 2?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I just tell everyone that I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

My coworker uses the same line, except he added brown kids.

With one of my coworkers, it's the Cosby kids...

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Yes. But have you ever been invited back to her place for number 2?

Heh I know this one without even clicking it.

 

[bradruth]

I usually say "drop a deuce" or "drop anchor." Occasionally I'll "fire one out" or "drop a bomb."

 

[tomt4535]

pinch a loaf

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I occasional use numbers... but usually I just say nature calls or I have to go to the bathroom.

 

[psteng19]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I just tell everyone that I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

My coworker uses the same line, except he added brown kids.

ROFL, I've seen on people's away messages that they were "dropping off the Cosby's at the pool."

 

[FrustratedUser]

Drop of the Browns at the Superbowl.