Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

[shiner]

Hello, I'm here for bananas and death.

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Hello, I'm here for bananas and death.

Not like anyone will miss Tulsa anyway - and I don't want that spider anywhere near me!

 

[OCGuy]

Fuck that!

 

[Crusty]

Can we just carve Tulsa out of the crust and shoot at it the sun? I don't think a nuke will help us here.

 

[Newbian]

Don't forget to nuke the ashes after the first nuke.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Not a spider that you want to mess with.

 

[rivan]

"This particular one happens to be one of the most aggressive ones I've actually come across. This thing will actually jump at you," said Terry Childs.

Larry, hand me that shovel please. This F-ing spider just looked at me funny.

 

[spidey07]

LOL! Brazilian wandering spider found wandering around.

Well they sure as hell don't call it the Brazilian singing spider!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: rivan

"This particular one happens to be one of the most aggressive ones I've actually come across. This thing will actually jump at you," said Terry Childs.

Larry, hand me that shovel please. This F-ing spider just looked at me funny.

Sorry but any spider that can jump more then 2 inches needs to die asap.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: spidey07
LOL! Brazilian wandering spider found wandering around.

Well they sure as hell don't call it the Brazilian singing spider!

Just imagine if it had pulled out a top hat and a cane...

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

 

[PepePeru]

The Brazilian Wandering Spider cousin of the Brazilian Samba Spider, the sexiest spider on Earth!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: spidey07
LOL! Brazilian wandering spider found wandering around.

Well they sure as hell don't call it the Brazilian singing spider!

Just imagine if it had pulled out a top hat and a cane...

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

Now would it do that before or after it ate your eyeballs?

 

[irishScott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...E52A5A40F2C74&index=10

Fun starts at 1:22, hilarity at 4:46.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: irishScott
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...E52A5A40F2C74&index=10

Fun starts at 1:22, hilarity at 4:46.

I remember that movie and watching it when I was younger.

Probably that and Aliens ruined to many sleeping hours.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: irishScott
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...E52A5A40F2C74&index=10

Fun starts at 1:22, hilarity at 4:46.

I remember that movie and watching it when I was younger.

Probably that and Aliens ruined to many sleeping hours.

You and I would not have been friends.

I first watched it in 4th grade with some of my friends, and they were all scared shitless. I thought it was awesome and continually rubbed it in their faces for weeks.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: irishScott
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...E52A5A40F2C74&index=10

Fun starts at 1:22, hilarity at 4:46.

that movie gave me nightmares for years. i HATE spiders

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: irishScott
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...E52A5A40F2C74&index=10

Fun starts at 1:22, hilarity at 4:46.

I remember that movie and watching it when I was younger.

Probably that and Aliens ruined to many sleeping hours.

You and I would not have been friends.

I first watched it in 4th grade with some of my friends, and they were all scared shitless. I thought it was awesome and continually rubbed it in their faces for weeks.

It doesn't help when you visit cousins in Arizona and they have pet tarantulas. :|

Granted they are not venomous for the most part but when they let them walk around on you it reminds you to lock the doors.

 

[AkumaX]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

already updated, heh

 

[JulesMaximus]

God I hate spiders...

I agree, nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Syringer, report to Tulsa, stat!

Also, from Wikipedia... "Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments." Sure, you may die, but at least you'll die with a smile on your face.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

already updated, heh

the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments.[6]

What the fuck.

 

[Beev]

Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments.

:laugh:

Edit: Bah, beaten by Bane

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Granted they are not venomous for the most part but when they let them walk around on you it reminds you to lock the doors.

Lock the doors :laugh:

Spiders don't twist the door knob and push the door open, Newbian. They simply crawl under the door... toward your bed :evil:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Can it be kept in a pickle jar?

 

[darkswordsman17]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU