Nudist not to be buried naked

[Vegitto]

Original by FoK.nl, translated by me.

Robert Norton was arrested 20 times in his life for public nudity. This, however, couldn't stop him from doing it again and again, for his opinion was that he had the right to be naked. The American died last Monday at 82 years old, but will not be buried naked, as opposed to his last wish.
Norton loved to walk and work naked in his garden, and desired to be buried naked, also. His brothers, Jack and Duane have decided to bury Robert, a WWII veteran, in a lightgray suit. "He will not be buried naked," said father Jack. "He was a nudist, and he just chose to walk around naked. He was a peaceful man."

A lot of people were offended, especially the neighbours. Brenda Loete, a woman that lived next to Nordon for over twelve years, said never to have spoken to him. "All I did was getting him arrested," she says. "We often had him arrested in spring, so that our children would be safe during the summer, and we wouldn't have to worry about him until next spring." Loete says her daughter hasn't played outside for years because of the naked, filthy man that was in the garden next to hers.

Norton was admitted to a senior home some years ago. His family hopes that with his funeral, tomorrow, the years of controverse will end.

What do you guys think of this? I think it's disrespectful. And that hag Loete, has she never heard of a fence?

Discuss!

 

[BrokenVisage]

You can't like, bury a nudist clothed, man.

 

[Viper GTS]

The dude's dead, he doesn't give a sh!t.

As for his neighbors, I don't really blame them for being upset.

Would you want your kids outside if the old guy nextdoor was playing naked in the dirt again?

Viper GTS

 

[aplefka]

Viper GTS is correct yet again.

Fvck that, if some douche was walking around just a wrist-flick away from wanking around, I'd report him. My kids don't need to see that until they look up pr0n for themselves.

 

[Vegitto]

But, dudes, can't you see? What would you think if you had *clearly* stated your last wish, and everyone waits till you die to tell the media they don't give a shit about it, and do it the way that's the most easy for them?

 

[halik]

meh he's dead, i dont see how the problem on hand is of any concern

 

[MisfitsFiend]

"We didn't really know him. We just had him arrested," Loete said. "Normally, if we had him arrested in the spring he'd be gone for the summer and we wouldn't have to worry about him until the next spring."

Ha...this is funny. Sounds like my neighbor, only we don't walk around in the nude outside!


Chicago Trib

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
But, dudes, can't you see? What would you think if you had *clearly* stated your last wish, and everyone waits till you die to tell the media they don't give a sh!t about it, and do it the way that's the most easy for them?

I won't think anything, I'll be dead.

Personally I'm all for cremating me & dumping my ashes in a ditch somewhere.

Viper GTS

 

[iluvtruenos]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
But, dudes, can't you see? What would you think if you had *clearly* stated your last wish, and everyone waits till you die to tell the media they don't give a sh!t about it, and do it the way that's the most easy for them?

Wouldn't the easiest method for them be to just dump him in a ditch somewhere?

I'm pretty sure that's easier than clothing him up.

 

[madworm]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Original by FoK.nl, translated by me.

Robert Norton was arrested 20 times in his life for public nudity. This, however, couldn't stop him from doing it again and again, for his opinion was that he had the right to be naked. The American died last Monday at 82 years old, but will not be buried naked, as opposed to his last wish.
Norton loved to walk and work naked in his garden, and desired to be buried naked, also. His brothers, Jack and Duane have decided to bury Robert, a WWII veteran, in a lightgray suit. "He will not be buried naked," said father Jack. "He was a nudist, and he just chose to walk around naked. He was a peaceful man."

A lot of people were offended, especially the neighbours. Brenda Loete, a woman that lived next to Nordon for over twelve years, said never to have spoken to him. "All I did was getting him arrested," she says. "We often had him arrested in spring, so that our children would be safe during the summer, and we wouldn't have to worry about him until next spring." Loete says her daughter hasn't played outside for years because of the naked, filthy man that was in the garden next to hers.

Norton was admitted to a senior home some years ago. His family hopes that with his funeral, tomorrow, the years of controverse will end.

What do you guys think of this? I think it's disrespectful. And that hag Loete, has she never heard of a fence?

Discuss!

yeah...a very high fence...
man was only working on his garden...not like he was jacking off or anything...so what's up with that?

but dude's dead....naked, clothed....whatever...if you were born into this world...naked...you should have the right to be naked at death...

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Viper GTS is correct yet again.

Fvck that, if some douche was walking around just a wrist-flick away from wanking around, I'd report him. My kids don't need to see that until they look up pr0n for themselves.

Yes, just hopefully they're not looking up naked 80-year old men

 

[PingSpike]

It does seem callous to deny a man his last wish. Just have a closed casket if the sight of a wrinkled nude corpse isn't your bag.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
It does seem callous to deny a man his last wish. Just have a closed casket if the sight of a wrinkled nude corpse isn't your bag.

:thumbsup: for understanding.