Nude beaches...

Jzero

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Been to a couple. Fun times. What's your take?

It's just not the same without you there to help boost my ego, Schizy :thumbsdown:
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I like my sausages on a grill, and like to keep all of the fish to myself.

Is that because you are a gay homosexual who likes to have gay homosexual sex with other gay homosexual men like yourself?

Or some other reason?
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: schizoid
Been to a couple. Fun times. What's your take?

It's just not the same without you there to help boost my ego, Schizy :thumbsdown:

Now you know that Lil' Smokies aren't just for football parties.

 

ucdbiendog

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I like my sausages on a grill, and like to keep all of the fish to myself.

Is that because you are a gay homosexual who likes to have gay homosexual sex with other gay homosexual men like yourself?

Or some other reason?

wtf is a "gay homosexual" sounds kind of redundant. ass clown
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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The people on nude beaches have not been pre-approved to be naked in public. Not all its cracked up to be.

And I've heard that a sunburned nutsack is a bitch.
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I like my sausages on a grill, and like to keep all of the fish to myself.

Is that because you are a gay homosexual who likes to have gay homosexual sex with other gay homosexual men like yourself?

Or some other reason?

wtf is a "gay homosexual" sounds kind of redundant. ass clown

a) You're a tard
b) You go to UC Davis?
c) I love you!
d) Sometimes, if I laugh to hard I pee on myself. The weird part is...I like it.
 

ucdbiendog

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I like my sausages on a grill, and like to keep all of the fish to myself.

Is that because you are a gay homosexual who likes to have gay homosexual sex with other gay homosexual men like yourself?

Or some other reason?

wtf is a "gay homosexual" sounds kind of redundant. ass clown

a) You're a tard
b) You go to UC Davis?
c) I love you!
d) Sometimes, if I laugh too hard I pee on myself. The weird part is...I like it.

not to thread jack, but:

you are telling me that describing someone as a gay homosexual is NOT redundant? i cant wait to hear you explain this one. ass clown

edit: your post fixed
 

nageov3t

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they're pretty gross.

I went to one once in high school and it was populated by old people (assuming you're going there for the eye candy). sunbathing naked was kind of relaxing, but I had to take a long soak in the tub afterwards to clean off the sand.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
skin cancer is very dangerous
needless exposure to the sun is bad

you're right. everyone should stay inside attached to their computer and post on ATOT all day long.
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I like my sausages on a grill, and like to keep all of the fish to myself.

Is that because you are a gay homosexual who likes to have gay homosexual sex with other gay homosexual men like yourself?

Or some other reason?

wtf is a "gay homosexual" sounds kind of redundant. ass clown

YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS! Answer them and I'll answer yours!
YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS!

I will answer yours if you answer mine. And then we can make out.


a) You're a tard
b) You go to UC Davis?
c) I love you!
d) Sometimes, if I laugh to hard I pee on myself. The weird part is...I like it.

not to thread jack, but:

you are telling me that describing someone as a gay homosexual is NOT redundant? i cant wait to hear you explain this one. ass clown

 

illustri

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can i wear enough lotion that the glistening glare blinds everyone?

/sounds like a zen query
//are you naked if no one sees you?
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: Tomato
There are nude beaches around here? :confused:

Yup! Been a couple of times too.

This all came to light because 1). I'm bored at work and 2). I was talking to a certain someone who's become recently fond of a certain canadian someone (this all started at a certain club where a certain tall dude got certainly super-ass-drunk) about how we should all go, and I mentioned that a certain someone who's dating a certain other someone who me and the certain someone and the canadian certain someone go to school with would probably go, Now, I may be totally wrong about that, but you might know, seeing as you know those last two certain someone's pretty well. :-D

But why not? Just for the heck of it!
 

ucdbiendog

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I like my sausages on a grill, and like to keep all of the fish to myself.

Is that because you are a gay homosexual who likes to have gay homosexual sex with other gay homosexual men like yourself?

Or some other reason?

wtf is a "gay homosexual" sounds kind of redundant. ass clown

YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS!

I will answer yours if you answer mine. And then we can make out.


a) You're a tard
b) You go to UC Davis?
c) I love you!
d) Sometimes, if I laugh to hard I pee on myself. The weird part is...I like it.

not to thread jack, but:

you are telling me that describing someone as a gay homosexual is NOT redundant? i cant wait to hear you explain this one. ass clown

you left a possible answer to your question, so i will add it:
e) (b) & (d)

my answer would be (E)
 

imported_Tomato

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Tomato
There are nude beaches around here? :confused:

Yup! Been a couple of times too.

This all came to light because 1). I'm bored at work and 2). I was talking to a certain someone who's become recently fond of a certain canadian someone (this all started at a certain club where a certain tall dude got certainly super-ass-drunk) about how we should all go, and I mentioned that a certain someone who's dating a certain other someone who me and the certain someone and the canadian certain someone go to school with would probably go, Now, I may be totally wrong about that, but you might know, seeing as you know those last two certain someone's pretty well. :-D

But why not? Just for the heck of it!

WHO IS IN LOVE WITH JON???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: Tomato
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Tomato
There are nude beaches around here? :confused:

Yup! Been a couple of times too.

This all came to light because 1). I'm bored at work and 2). I was talking to a certain someone who's become recently fond of a certain canadian someone (this all started at a certain club where a certain tall dude got certainly super-ass-drunk) about how we should all go, and I mentioned that a certain someone who's dating a certain other someone who me and the certain someone and the canadian certain someone go to school with would probably go, Now, I may be totally wrong about that, but you might know, seeing as you know those last two certain someone's pretty well. :-D

But why not? Just for the heck of it!

WHO IS IN LOVE WITH JON???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO, APPARENTLY, KISSED THE AFOREMENTIONED CERTAIN SOMEONE AT THAT CLUB THAT NIGHT. (Or was, at least, kissed by the certain canadian someone). This someone also shares a name with one of my signifigant exes.

And she's also named Genevieve.

:-D

They're dating!

So? Is this a great idea or what? I told her that she has 6 weeks (when it gets solidly beach-y) to work on her tan or whatever else. Then it's down to San Onofre or Blacks for the lot of us!

 

ucdbiendog

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are you going to explain why gay homosexual is not redundant schizoid? I am eagerly awaiting it
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Tomato
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Tomato
There are nude beaches around here? :confused:

Yup! Been a couple of times too.

This all came to light because 1). I'm bored at work and 2). I was talking to a certain someone who's become recently fond of a certain canadian someone (this all started at a certain club where a certain tall dude got certainly super-ass-drunk) about how we should all go, and I mentioned that a certain someone who's dating a certain other someone who me and the certain someone and the canadian certain someone go to school with would probably go, Now, I may be totally wrong about that, but you might know, seeing as you know those last two certain someone's pretty well. :-D

But why not? Just for the heck of it!

WHO IS IN LOVE WITH JON???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO, APPARENTLY, KISSED THE AFOREMENTIONED CERTAIN SOMEONE AT THAT CLUB THAT NIGHT. (Or was, at least, kissed by the certain canadian someone). This someone also shares a name with one of my signifigant exes.

And she's also named Genevieve.

:-D

They're dating!

So? Is this a great idea or what? I told her that she has 6 weeks (when it gets solidly beach-y) to work on her tan or whatever else. Then it's down to San Onofre or Blacks for the lot of us!

Hehehe, I sometimes ride my bike down there for grins.
 

meltdown75

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Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: Colt45
sure, as long as the old fatty level is low

Been to one in the DR and one in Mexico. Not a big deal. There was maybe 2-3 hotties every day. Then again, I imagine it picks up for Spring Break. IMHO if you wanna see naked old ladies (or men), use Google.