NuclearNed, what the *F-bomb* are you thinking?!?!??

[NuclearNed]

Earlier today

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Ran into one of those back in '93 on the banks of a river in Missouri.

Scared the living crap outta me~!

 

[lxskllr]

Black Snake Moan

 

[Howard]

callout thread = ban

 

[notposting]

Thought this was the followup from the survey.

NuclearNed asks the interwebz about toilet paper etiquette versus his wife. Leaves browser window open, wife discovers it. Hilarity ensues.

Are you trying to get the shots to build up immunity to snake venom too?

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Howard
callout thread = ban

this.

 

[JM Aggie08]

cotton mouth?

 

[destrekor]

snake doesn't look harmful

 

[ViviTheMage]

is that a lil Gardner snake?

 

[grohl]

is someone going to give us a good penis joke?

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
is that a lil Gardner snake?

It doesn't look the same to me.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
cotton mouth?

that's kind of what I'm thinking, but I can't find anything descriptive in the features visible, hard to tell. The cotton mouths are so varied in color patterns it's difficult to judge, not to mention lack of visible head shape.
Actually, looking at what is visible in the head, it looks to narrow/long to be a viper. (right hand, aka left side of photo, is head of snake, yes?)

 

[Crusty]

Cool snake! :Q

 

[Gothgar]

lunch?

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
cotton mouth?

that's kind of what I'm thinking, but I can't find anything descriptive in the features visible, hard to tell. The cotton mouths are so varied in color patterns it's difficult to judge, not to mention lack of visible head shape.
Actually, looking at what is visible in the head, it looks to narrow/long to be a viper. (right hand, aka left side of photo, is head of snake, yes?)

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Black Snake Moan

 

[Regs]

Look how long it is!!!!

 

[eplebnista]

i has a new jumprope?

 

[ballmode]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[KK]

whats the gloves for?

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Regs
Look how long it is!!!!

It was somewhere in the 5 to 5.5 foot range. He had at least 1 to 1.5 feet coiled around my left wrist and inside my left glove

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
cotton mouth?

that's kind of what I'm thinking, but I can't find anything descriptive in the features visible, hard to tell. The cotton mouths are so varied in color patterns it's difficult to judge, not to mention lack of visible head shape.
Actually, looking at what is visible in the head, it looks to narrow/long to be a viper. (right hand, aka left side of photo, is head of snake, yes?)

Locally, this is just called a "black snake". I think the proper name for it is "black king snake". It definitely isn't a cottonmouth - we don't have them in this region, and there aren't any bodies of water near my property where they could live.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: KK
whats the gloves for?

They enhanced the kung-fu death grip that I had on the snake. I take every precaution when it comes to bitey animals.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: Howard
callout thread = ban

Check name of OP.

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: EGGO

Originally posted by: Howard
callout thread = ban

Check name of OP.

check your sarcasm meter

 

[JulesMaximus]

Way to go NukularNed!