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[rudeguy]

What is eight inches long, hard as a rock and full of semen?












The sock under my bed

 

[Krazy4Real]

I laughed.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[FoBoT]

you must have pretty small feet

 

[AstroManLuca]

you must have pretty small feet

He didn't say it was HIS sock.

 

[corwin]

He didn't say it was HIS sock.

Little boy sock?

 

[waggy]

hmm a 8 inch sock. good thinking that gives you a extra 4 inches to use latter

 

[mmntech]

Use toilet paper you savage.

 

[Zeze]

I never understood this 'american sock' thing.

Do you masturbate with the sock on your penis? Or just jizz in it?

What's wrong with tissue or finishing it on ur bedsheet?

 

[zinfamous]

I never understood this 'american sock' thing.

Do you masturbate with the sock on your penis? Or just jizz in it?

What's wrong with tissue or finishing it on ur bedsheet?

D:

 

[Zedtom]

Y'know OP, there are people who have little sock monkeys like the one in your avatar. Maybe yours was made from one of those socks your mom found under your bed.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I never understood this 'american sock' thing.

Do you masturbate with the sock on your penis? Or just jizz in it?

What's wrong with tissue or finishing it on ur bedsheet?

American Pie.

 

[waggy]

I never understood this 'american sock' thing.

Do you masturbate with the sock on your penis? Or just jizz in it?

What's wrong with tissue or finishing it on ur bedsheet?

on the bedsheet....ewwwwww

 

[ThatsABigOne]

D:

My thoughts exactly! It looks purdy, but fucking disgusting to a normal human being!

 

[Krazy4Real]

I never understood this 'american sock' thing.

Do you masturbate with the sock on your penis? Or just jizz in it?

What's wrong with tissue or finishing it on ur bedsheet?

Why would you do that?

 

[Malfeas]

I never understood this 'american sock' thing.

Do you masturbate with the sock on your penis? Or just jizz in it?

What's wrong with tissue or finishing it on ur bedsheet?

Do you shit on your bedsheets?

 

[preslove]

I use dirty undershirts.

 

[ElFenix]

gross D:



i laffed

 

[SandEagle]

i lol'd

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Do you shit on your bedsheets?

Would you shit in your gf's vagina? How about her mouth?

I mean, to each their own but semen isn't the same as shit for sane human beings.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

I never understood this 'american sock' thing.

Do you masturbate with the sock on your penis? Or just jizz in it?

What's wrong with tissue or finishing it on ur bedsheet?

They need rough fabric rubbing against their glans, that is the downside of being cut, you pretty much loose 80-99% (which is why Americans who masturbate a lot can't get a hard on from normal vaginal or oral stimulation and blame it on masturbation) of the sensitivity, first they cut off half of the nerve endings and then they have the last half of them left unprotected.

The skin thickens by the size of three thin condoms, so if it is like 50% of what an uncut guy feels when wearing three condoms.

 

[shortylickens]

They need rough fabric rubbing against their glans, that is the downside of being cut, you pretty much loose 80-99% (which is why Americans who masturbate a lot can't get a hard on from normal vaginal or oral stimulation and blame it on masturbation) of the sensitivity, first they cut off half of the nerve endings and then they have the last half of them left unprotected.

The skin thickens by the size of three thin condoms, so if it is like 50% of what an uncut guy feels when wearing three condoms.

Stop trolling.

 

[rudeguy]

Maybe I shouldn't have told this at work today......

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Why would you do that?

have you not seen pics of zeze?

 

[SlitheryDee]

They need rough fabric rubbing against their glans, that is the downside of being cut, you pretty much loose 80-99% (which is why Americans who masturbate a lot can't get a hard on from normal vaginal or oral stimulation and blame it on masturbation)

I can't speak for anyone else, but I get hard long before we get to oral or vaginal simulation. Hell I get hard before I even know her name.