NSFW!!! 99 ways to impress a girlfriend

[alkemyst]

99 Ways to Impress Your Girlfriend

all 99 deleted



That you would think that was EVER appropriate here is beyond comprehension.
admin allisolm

 

[JulesMaximus]

You're a sick motherfucker... 😛

 

[surfsatwerk]

That word you keep using... "impress", I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[lupi]

/popcorn

 

[Kadarin]

That word you keep using... "impress", I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inconceivable!

 

[JulesMaximus]

That word you keep using... "impress", I do not think it means what you think it means.

Unpossible.

 

[radtechtips]

Did you write all of this?

 

[Pardus]

written by Ron Jeremy.

 

[Markbnj]

This should be good.

 

[z1ggy]

I'd do all of those to your mom, Alky. In fact, I already did numbers 4,6,18,27,28,55,87 and 91.

 

[SP33Demon]

alke, how many have you tried with your new g/f.

 

[darkewaffle]

That is truly the limit.

 

[Printer Bandit]

this is like an email forward from 1998.

 

[Murloc]

this is like an email forward from 1998.

or one of those stupid PPTs.

 

[corwin]

I missed it🙁 :awe:

 

[alzan]

Dang! I already knew ~70; was hoping to learn the others. It's getting more difficult to impress the wife.

 

[MrDudeMan]

I don't see what the problem was with that list. I read the whole thing before it got nuked and there was nothing that bad. It says NSFW and it was just some text...

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Was it banned because it wasn't n the Love & Relationships forum instead?

 

[MtnMan]

Lick your eyebrows :wub:

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Can't talk about wieners and poop, but can talk about recreational drug use.

Got it.