Now's THAT is a dog

ScottyB

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I would like to see the face of a burglar when he comes across that dog.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Is it just me or does that looks like a really bad photoshop

PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP!

Seriously, stfu.

I want to ride that dog around the neighborhood - nobody would fuck with you then.
 

Injury

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorba_(Mastiff)

It just redirects to "Mastiff" in general, but there is a snippet in there.

Guinness Book of World Records recognizes a mastiff from England named Zorba as the heaviest dog in the world, at over 315lb (142.8 kg).[2] Zorba stood 37 inches (94 cm) at the shoulder and was 8 feet 3 inches (251 cm) from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail[citation needed]. Zorba set this record in November 1989, when he was 8 years old, and about the size of a small donkey.