Now why can't I have a condition like THIS!!?? (A early morning Brutuskend Joke!)

[Brutuskend]

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again. The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!
Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy."

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."

 

[Spike]

LMAO!!!

Good one, this definitly goes into my "fun jokes" folder

 

[mattyrug]

I got one....

Guy walks into a Pet shop, and says to the clerk - "I had a Parro, and it died, I'd like to get another pet, something fun, you know that I can take out to the bar with me"
He plays with all the pets, and finds nothing that he likes, so finally the clerk says "I've go the perfect pet for you" he shows him a Catepillar. He asks if he's sure this pet is gonna be good, and the clerk says "oh, yeah this guy is great".
So he gets home, and asks the Catepillar if he wants to go out to the bar, have a few drinks, and pick up some girls. Nothing, no answer.
He goes out, has a blast, comes home with a girl, etc...

Next night, same thing, asks him if he wants to go out, have fun and take some girls home, and nothing, seems like he's being ignored.

So on the third night he tells the catepillar, "I'm going out, and if you don't wanna come with me, fine, I've asked 3 times now. My Parrot abd ny Dog were great, they hung out drank with me, picked up girls with me. You just suck"

Finally the Catepillar looks up at him and says, with attitude"Jeez, enough already, I heard you the first 2 freakin' times, i'm putting my shoes on!"

Can we make this the official Friday Joke thread??

 

[dafatha00]

ahahhahaa...your Tiger one was a little lame but this one had me crackin up =)