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Now we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would. And I'd wash myself down with a tall, cool Budweiser.
 
LOL....I put up this same post almost word for word a couple of months ago. Mine got locked, I wonder if yours will.

"It's a simple question doctor, a child could answer it....just say yes and we'll move on"
 
Originally posted by: Descartes
Are you hungry man? Get yourself down to Rib Crib (or wherever) and take care of business. 🙂
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Rib Crib? Tsk....Tsk....Tsk....man you should know there are only two places to guy in Tulsa to get BBQ....Billy Ray's or Knotty Pine.....the rest pale in comparison. Now if you go outside of Tulsa then Legends BBQ up in Owasso is kick ass as well.

Ever find yourself at Billy Ray's for lunch on a Tuesday chances are you will see me there. A group of us go there every Tuesday at 11 for lunch.
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Would you eat it then?
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No, because a spare rib that big would have to had come from a gigantic cow, which most likely was genetically modified. You can't trust meat like that!
 
the marlin is terrifying.
if i walk into a seafood restaraunt and see a marlin on the wall
i turn and walk right out!

or something like that.
 
what's your favorite planet?
Mines the sun! It's like the king of all planets. One time I just stared at the sun for over an hour. I did it out of curiosity i guess. That's why my friends call me whiskers.
 
Spareribs, no. But perhaps babyback or at least St. Louis style (whatever that means) ribs and an asteroid sized beer to go with it.
 
Death hasn't stopped former Cubs broadcaster Harry Carey from hosting "Space: The Infinite Frontier". His guest is Linda Ham, the flight director for John Glenn's return to space:

Harry Carey: Now, tell us: what was it like working with an American legend like John Glenn?

Linda Ham: Well.. Senator Glenn was, um.. [ pause ] ..an inspiration.. I.. I'm sorry.. Please, please forgive me for asking this, but didn't you die?

Harry Carey: Yes, I did. What's your point?

Linda Ham: Uh.. oh.. nothing..

Harry Carey: Good. Hey! So they shot the shuttle Discovery up into space!

Linda Ham: Yes.

Harry Carey: Is that thing ever coming back?

Linda Ham: Uh, it landed a week ago.

Harry Carey: How many survivors?

Linda Ham: Everyone survived, Harry.

Harry Carey: Oh. That's a relief. [ long pause ] Hey, Linda! What was it like inventing the space shuttle?

Linda Ham: Uh.. I didn't invent the shuttle.

Harry Carey: Well, I wonder, whoever did, made a lot of money! And then, I bet he tried to invent something else. But it wasn't as good. Life can sometimes turn your greatest successes into your most crushing defeats!

Linda Ham: [ not sure how to respond ] Yeah.. I guess that's right..

Harry Carey: Linda Ham! Linda Ham! Linda Ham! Does your name ever make you hungry?

Linda Ham: No. No.

Harry Carey: Well, it makes me hungry! One time, I named a sandwich "Linda". It was a beautiful sandwich! And guess what kind of sandwich it was.

Linda Ham: I don't know. Ham?

Harry Carey: I guess. I don't know. Hey, Linda! When are we finally going to get over to Mars?

Linda Ham: Well, there is a manned expedition being discussed..

Harry Carey: No! I mean you and me! We could make an evening of it. We'll head over to Mars, and I'll bring my sandwich "Linda". And we can make sloppy Martian love in the back of my dunebuggy. So, what do you say? Is it a date? It's a simple question: Do you want to go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich? Yes or no?

Linda Ham: Uh.. no..

Harry Carey: Yeah, you're right.. it probably wouldn't work out. But it doesn't hurt to be a dreamer! If we didn't dream, we wouldn't have the space shuttle.

Linda Ham: That's right, Harry. That's a very good point.

Harry Carey: Also, if we didn't dream, our brains would devour themselves, in madness and paranoia. The Viet Cong knew that. That's why they used sleep deprivation as a form of torture! [ long drawn-out pause ] Anyway, that's all the time we have! Hey! Join us next week at nine o'clock Eastern time, and watch me eat an entire planet! [ stagehand whispers in Harry's ear ] Oh! Thanks, Pete! That's actually eight o'clock Eastern time. I'm still going to eat a planet! See you then! Cubs win! Cubs win!
 
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