Now this is a hoover board!

Oyeve

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Whats the explosion capability on that thing it the poop hits the fan? IE, he goes upside down at full force?
 

DigDog

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anything that lifts 200 pounds has the potential to fuck up your day.
 

KeithP

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Whats the explosion capability on that thing it the poop hits the fan? IE, he goes upside down at full force?

Sean O'Kane: So there’s three parts to this, right? The board, a fuel tank, and a remote?

Franky Zapata: Yes, the thing I have on my back is like a Camelbak but it’s full of kerosene

Have fun with that.

-KeithP
 

SSSnail

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Can you imagine the day when battery technology will be compact enough and powerful enough to power this thing for a few hours?
 

tynopik

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Can you imagine the day when battery technology will be compact enough and powerful enough to power this thing for a few hours?

imagine how you can be your own nightlight as the only way that's possible is with a nuclear battery
 

Kaido

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They lied! HOVERBOARDS DO WORK ON WATER, BIFF!
 

SSSnail

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imagine how you can be your own nightlight as the only way that's possible is with a nuclear battery
I imagine a day where battery can be smaller and pack much more energy than they do now; I also imagine a day when electric motors are very efficient where they can provide the lift for this device. Not too distant future, both of those feats will be a reality.
 

tynopik

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I imagine a day where battery can be smaller and pack much more energy than they do now; I also imagine a day when electric motors are very efficient where they can provide the lift for this device. Not too distant future, both of those feats will be a reality.

electric motors can already be something like 99% efficient
 

John Connor

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JTsyo

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That doesn't look like a board at all. More like a little grill. Pretty cool but I would have to put it with the same category as winged suits, fun but too dangerous to try.
 

Kaido

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I saw a pretty funny hoverboard accessory the other day, the segway kind - they sell a $70 attachment for it that lets you be ultra-lazy:

http://www.boatstogo.com/HoverCart.asp

If you scroll down, they show people riding around sitting on top of coolers. Or if you like luxury, throw your lawnchair on it...hahahaha:

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