Now that's a way to feel welcome on your first day of work..

[vi edit]

hang on a sec...

I guess last Friday somebody hired a new accountant. The person that hired her last week didn't tell anyone and wasn't in today. This poor girl comes in at 8:00 and and introduces herself as the new accountant and everyone looks at her with a blank stare.

She has no office, has no logins set up, nobody knows what she's supposed to be doing.

Doh!

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

sweet.. me too

 

[MaxDepth]

Uhm, yeah. I'll be needing you to come in this weekend.

 

[DurocShark]

My wife's first day as Sr Admin at a hospital was greeted with the heart attack and death of one of the other admins. :Q

 

[kranky]

Batting 1.000!

Days on payroll: 1
Days of in-office vacation: 1

 

[Viper GTS]

You have a golden opportunity here.

Yes, your spot is right here under my desk...

Viper GTS

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
You have a golden opportunity here.

Yes, your spot is right here under my desk...

Viper GTS

:Q

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
You have a golden opportunity here.

Yes, your spot is right here under my desk...

Viper GTS

Oh my, I didn't expect that from you!

 

[TheCorm]

Gotto love the big corporate companies...

My first day at my current job...we had a BBQ.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My wife's first day as Sr Admin at a hospital was greeted with the heart attack and death of one of the other admins. :Q

Last words:
I CAN FINALLY DIE!

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: TheCorm
Gotto love the big corporate companies...

My first day at my current job...we had a BBQ.

Heh. Our "big corporate company" consists of ~25 corporate people.

 

[nativesunshine]

on my 4th day of work...i was harrassed by an old indian guy, which resulted in me quitting..and him getting fired.

yea...talk about a great welcome.

 

[Red]

Let's combine a couple of the above posts.

First day at work for new accountant is a BBQ:

New Girl: "Oh, a BBQ on my first day, how nice."

Me: "Yeah, great, welcome. Have you ever had BBQ Duck sausage before?"

New Girl: "Nope!"

Me: "Well why don't you duck down here and try some!" (pushes new girl under desk)

New Girl: "Oh my!" Has heart attack at sight of my duck sausage.

 

[StageLeft]

OUch!

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
hang on a sec...

I guess last Friday somebody hired a new accountant. The person that hired her last week didn't tell anyone and wasn't in today. This poor girl comes in at 8:00 and and introduces herself as the new accountant and everyone looks at her with a blank stare.

She has no office, has no logins set up, nobody knows what she's supposed to be doing.

Doh!

:camera:?

 

[vi edit]

:camera:?

No pics you horny bastages.

 

[imported_Papi]

yeah that was me, my first day.

didn't know who the president was for like a week.

then I saw him in wal-mart twice the second time, went to introduce him to my husband and found out he was the President and CEO.... :Q

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
:camera:?

No pics you horny bastages.

Streaming video?

 

[Danman]

I just had my first day here as a Network Tech at my university. All I did was sit here and surf the net. And I'm doing the samething the second day!

 

[EyeMWing]

Thats my dream job - to be put on payroll and then have them forget that I exist.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Thats my dream job - to be put on payroll and then have them forget that I exist.

How about being placed in the basement without your favorite stapler?