As the primaries become more frenzied, the novelty acts, vanity characters and anti-warrior puss have been properly dealt with in Iowa. Now we'll see how serious the Democrats are in choosing a strong candidate to oust President Bush from office:
Howard Dean has turned himself into a one-man circus. His caravan of laughter should be hitting a town near you.
John Kerry is long on face and short on ideas. Strangely, he refuses to leave Xanadu for the greener pastures of reality.
John Edwards mistakenly thinks that he's a re-incarnation of Bill Clinton. Furthermore, the electoral numerologists have him entering the Second stage with a fatuous belief that America wants a trial lawyer for President, despite his southern accent.
Joseph Lieberman is in the wrong primary.
Wesley Clark is too good to be true. An anti-war Four-star former Republican General who promises a new Bretton Wood, tax cuts, and improvement in health care? Isn't a man who voted for Ronald Reagan but now embraces Michael Moore a cynical opportunist? That is the question Democrats should be asking themselves. Hasn't this Rhodes Scholar realized that the only reason why the Clintons have dispatched their foot soldiers to assist him is because they know he's unwinnable?
Al Sharpton seems to be an excellent debater, perhaps the best in the Primaries. Too bad his political baggage relegates him to being an entertainer.
Dennis Kuicinich belongs on the other side of the Pond.
Howard Dean has turned himself into a one-man circus. His caravan of laughter should be hitting a town near you.
John Kerry is long on face and short on ideas. Strangely, he refuses to leave Xanadu for the greener pastures of reality.
John Edwards mistakenly thinks that he's a re-incarnation of Bill Clinton. Furthermore, the electoral numerologists have him entering the Second stage with a fatuous belief that America wants a trial lawyer for President, despite his southern accent.
Joseph Lieberman is in the wrong primary.
Wesley Clark is too good to be true. An anti-war Four-star former Republican General who promises a new Bretton Wood, tax cuts, and improvement in health care? Isn't a man who voted for Ronald Reagan but now embraces Michael Moore a cynical opportunist? That is the question Democrats should be asking themselves. Hasn't this Rhodes Scholar realized that the only reason why the Clintons have dispatched their foot soldiers to assist him is because they know he's unwinnable?
Al Sharpton seems to be an excellent debater, perhaps the best in the Primaries. Too bad his political baggage relegates him to being an entertainer.
Dennis Kuicinich belongs on the other side of the Pond.
