i'm pretty sure the cop didn't go up to him and say "wanna buy hash?"
pretty sure he went up to the undercover and said "hey.. got any hash?"
The details are a little hazy (ha hazy) at this point but I recall it being late at night I was with my cousin at Dennys in SE Portland and this black dude just opens my door and gets in. We're both really stunned so we turn around and I think all I can muster is a hey. He starts up with us about how he's super ripped. So I ask him if he forgot where his car was. He says naw I just needed a little money for a cab. I got this hash left you want it. He offers it for some retarded low price, and its stamped in a way that makes it instantly identifiable.
Well I don't buy pot, or any drug from people I've never met before. So I tell him nope I'm cool. He starts dropping the price more. Now I know you're thinking why not tell him to get out or pull a gun. Well I don't own a handgun, and it was entertaining. This attempt to haggle me into buying goes on for a good 15 minutes. Finally I get bored with it and ask him Look dude you're a cop right. He denies it a few times but finally after I convince him the deal isn't going down he admits that he's with the county narcotics division.
I did ask him if it works and he said "More than you'd think"
Now to answer your questions
Why did the cop target your car?
Probably because I used to drive a Subaru with a legalize it sticker on it, that and the fact that at 22 all I did was smoke pot so you could probably smell my car a mile a while. Hell I bet you could have smoked the leather and got a little high.
What are you doing at Denny's at such an ungodly hour
Hungry and Denny's is better between midnight and 4am
Why didn't you freak out when a black dude just randomly hopped in your car ?
I dunno he didn't look like a terrorist.
Shens?
Nope