Now Officially a Redneck (If I wasnt one before)

[thebestMAX]

Building new homes in my community and they have moved in a House Trailer as an Office!!!

Now all we need are a few kids running loose, a motorcycle or 2, people parking on the grass, a ricer parking at my curb, people working on their cars on the street and a few cars up on blocks. Oh, wait, we already have all of those except the car up on blocks!!

Really a nice community but lately I dunno.

 

[Zim Hosein]

 

[SlowSS]

You even have an F-body. REDNECK!!!

 

[thebestMAX]

You even have an F-body. REDNECK!!!

Yup, didnt think I needed to mention that too, just over the edge.

 

[SlowSS]

Originally posted by: thebestMAX

You even have an F-body. REDNECK!!!

Yup, didnt think I needed to mention that too, just over the edge.

Yup, I guess we don't need to mention mullet either. :Q...LOL

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: SlowSS

Originally posted by: thebestMAX

You even have an F-body. REDNECK!!!

Yup, didnt think I needed to mention that too, just over the edge.

Yup, I guess we don't need to mention mullet either. :Q...LOL

lol

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: SlowSS

Originally posted by: thebestMAX

You even have an F-body. REDNECK!!!

Yup, didnt think I needed to mention that too, just over the edge.

Yup, I guess we don't need to mention mullet either. :Q...LOL

"...thats no mullet Cletus, thats a mob head grown into his scalp..."

 

[Zenmervolt]

Hey, I have a motorcycle and I work on my car in the driveway...

ZV

 

[Yeeny]

As long as you don't either A) wear pants with your crack hanging out, or B) wear pants with a HUGE belt buckle that says something like Cowboy, with a bullrider on it, then you are not truly a redneck. And if you don't chew, and spit that crap everywhere when you talk to someone, you just are not up to par.

<--- lives in one of the redneck capitals of the world

<edit> Oh, and you can't have many of your teeth left either.

 

[CPA]

wheeew, I thought you were going to say that you just married your cousin!

 

[Gillbot]

HEY NOW!

Originally posted by: SlowSS

Originally posted by: thebestMAX

You even have an F-body. REDNECK!!!

Yup, didnt think I needed to mention that too, just over the edge.

Yup, I guess we don't need to mention mullet either. :Q...LOL

 

[Gillbot]

Gonna hafta say ney to all of the above! I reckon

Originally posted by: Yeeny
As long as you don't either A) wear pants with your crack hanging out, or B) wear pants with a HUGE belt buckle that says something like Cowboy, with a bullrider on it, then you are not truly a redneck. And if you don't chew, and spit that crap everywhere when you talk to someone, you just are not up to par.

<--- lives in one of the redneck capitals of the world

<edit> Oh, and you can't have many of your teeth left either.

 

[squirrel dog]

Jump off your riding lawnmower with your pickup===REDNECK.

 

[Evadman]

You are not a redneck till you cut your grass and find a car.

 

[thebestMAX]

wheeew, I thought you were going to say that you just married your cousin!

EEEEWWWWWWWW, if you even knew the cousin I am thinking of! I would kill myself first! There is one though....................

As long as you don't either A) wear pants with your crack hanging out, or B) wear pants with a HUGE belt buckle that says something like Cowboy, with a bullrider on it, then you are not truly a redneck. And if you don't chew, and spit that crap everywhere when you talk to someone, you just are not up to par.

<--- lives in one of the redneck capitals of the world

<edit> Oh, and you can't have many of your teeth left either.

None of the above except for the the belt buckle but it is hanging up on the wall as a decoration. From "Ducks Unlimited" though so not quite the same. Does that count??

And I still have all my teeth!!!

EVADMAN-
Know what you are talking about!

 

[NorthRiver]

Don't forget the portable meth lab in the trailer

 

[Occifer]

Just passin through...