Now Officially a Redneck (If I wasnt one before)

thebestMAX

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Building new homes in my community and they have moved in a House Trailer as an Office!!!

Now all we need are a few kids running loose, a motorcycle or 2, people parking on the grass, a ricer parking at my curb, people working on their cars on the street and a few cars up on blocks. Oh, wait, we already have all of those except the car up on blocks!!

Really a nice community but lately I dunno.
 

narzy

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Originally posted by: SlowSS
Originally posted by: thebestMAX
You even have an F-body. REDNECK!!!

Yup, didnt think I needed to mention that too, just over the edge. ;)


Yup, I guess we don't need to mention mullet either. :Q...LOL:p

"...thats no mullet Cletus, thats a mob head grown into his scalp..."
 

Yeeny

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As long as you don't either A) wear pants with your crack hanging out, or B) wear pants with a HUGE belt buckle that says something like Cowboy, with a bullrider on it, then you are not truly a redneck. And if you don't chew, and spit that crap everywhere when you talk to someone, you just are not up to par.

<--- lives in one of the redneck capitals of the world

<edit> Oh, and you can't have many of your teeth left either.
 

CPA

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wheeew, I thought you were going to say that you just married your cousin!
 

Gillbot

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Gonna hafta say ney to all of the above! :D I reckon ;)

Originally posted by: Yeeny
As long as you don't either A) wear pants with your crack hanging out, or B) wear pants with a HUGE belt buckle that says something like Cowboy, with a bullrider on it, then you are not truly a redneck. And if you don't chew, and spit that crap everywhere when you talk to someone, you just are not up to par.

<--- lives in one of the redneck capitals of the world

<edit> Oh, and you can't have many of your teeth left either.

 

Evadman

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You are not a redneck till you cut your grass and find a car.
 

thebestMAX

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wheeew, I thought you were going to say that you just married your cousin!

EEEEWWWWWWWW, if you even knew the cousin I am thinking of! I would kill myself first! There is one though....................

As long as you don't either A) wear pants with your crack hanging out, or B) wear pants with a HUGE belt buckle that says something like Cowboy, with a bullrider on it, then you are not truly a redneck. And if you don't chew, and spit that crap everywhere when you talk to someone, you just are not up to par.

<--- lives in one of the redneck capitals of the world

<edit> Oh, and you can't have many of your teeth left either.

None of the above except for the the belt buckle but it is hanging up on the wall as a decoration. From "Ducks Unlimited" though so not quite the same. Does that count??

And I still have all my teeth!!!

EVADMAN-
Know what you are talking about! :D