Now inanimate objects getting into the act of identifying as something else

Charmonium

Lifer
May 15, 2015
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I think we can squeeze out a few more shit posts.

My pet rock is non-binary

My car identifies as meth head - He's not really but I've one of those old Hondas that look like they're rotting after sitting in the sun for a few years.

My tv says it has PTSD - what us humans call 'burnin'

The raccoons identify as fvck off.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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www.anyf.ca
If you assume that wall is a door, and try to open it, you're a wallophobe biggot far right extremist with unacceptable views and must be dealt with!
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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WTF is it with Canadians and their burning need to add extra letters to words?