Now I REALLY HATE BUMS!!!

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bubbadu

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So a couple of months ago, I posted a thread about bums stealing bottles. No big deal. Well tonight it was a big deal. My sister & brother in law were helping me get rid of old clothes when they went out back to take the dog out. Anyways, they noticed the back door to the garage was open and heard some noises. They went inside, turned the light on and saw some dude in the fvcking garage!!

Heres how it went down:
Brother in law : Are you fvcking serious?!
Dude: Sorry I am homeless, just looking for a place to sleep (or some ****** to steal)
Brother in law: Well this isn't the place.

The guy took off in the back and of course we called the cops. 3 cop cars came out with the K9 and they traced the scent back to the main roads and just barely left (this happened hours ago), but who knows where the guy went. The thing is that we live in the nice part of town several miles from downtown were they like to hang out. There was some crap missing from the garage and we do keep lots of clothes,snowboards, skateboards etc out there. They even said that this guy was pretty nicely dressed.

They are both leaving tomorrow for work, so its up to me to guard the house for the next couple of weeks. We have a security system but its not turned on because the owners never gave us the codes. If anyone ever pulls this ****** I am going Jack Bauer on there ass!
 
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bubbadu

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
<jackbauer>If you don't tell me what you took, I *will* kill you.</jackbauer>
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This guy probaly has the "evidence" <bauer> DAMNIITTTT </bauer> seriously though there is some crap missing. :(
 
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bubbadu

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Originally posted by: compnovice
They came with a K9 unit to catch a bum?
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Yep I was pretty impressive, they put in a lot of effort. I thought they were just going to be like if we see anything we will call you, but they did a full search for about 2 hours. :thumbsup:

EDIT: I dont think we was a full blown "BUM", because it was raining and we live pretty far out. I just think he is a FVCKING CROOK.
 
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Sluggo

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
<jackbauer>If you don't tell me what you took, I *will* kill you.</jackbauer>
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Do you find it odd that the only form of torture Jack Bauer has been able to come up with is yelling, then yelling the same thing louder, then yelling that he will kill the person if they do not respond to the yelling.
 
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DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
<jackbauer>If you don't tell me what you took, I *will* kill you.</jackbauer>
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Do you find it odd that the only form of torture Jack Bauer has been able to come up with is yelling, then yelling the same thing louder, then yelling that he will kill the person if they do not respond to the yelling.
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Well, he did shoot Henderson's wife in the leg.
 
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bubbadu

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
Who the hell leaves their garage open?
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guy came around the back, went into two car garage (loaded with lots of nice gear) back door. We dont lock it as I dont believe we have a key for it. The funny part of the story is the guy tried to hide once he was caught, to which he replied "ARE YOU FVCKING SERIOUS?"
 
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PHiuR

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"High taxes and perfect lawns may seduce us into believing things are much better than they actually are. As we all know, creating illusions is much easier than confronting reality."
 
CrackRabbit

CrackRabbit

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Originally posted by: bubbadu
Originally posted by: her209
Shoot the bastard.
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We have a chrome BB pistol that I am sure would have scared him but no real weapons FTL.
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That probably would of been enough to hold him until the cops arrived.
 
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isekii

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Originally posted by: Lucifer
Originally posted by: bubbadu
Originally posted by: her209
Shoot the bastard.
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We have a chrome BB pistol that I am sure would have scared him but no real weapons FTL.
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Well if you lived in Texas you could have shot him and gotten away with it.
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Even better would be.
Beat his ass, after he's down and out, put prints on a weapon or anything that can be used as a weapon.

heh a recent "the shield" episode.
 
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bubbadu

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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Originally posted by: bubbadu
Originally posted by: her209
Shoot the bastard.
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We have a chrome BB pistol that I am sure would have scared him but no real weapons FTL.
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That probably would of been enough to hold him until the cops arrived.
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If It was me, I might have done that. But I would have been seriously screwed if he had a real gun.

We think it could have been the city streetsweeper though, this guy has been going up and down the street, stopping at the end, waiting for around 10 minutes and then took off. Everyones car has to be off the street tonight and if this guy (or friend) can get into peoples garages real easy then we would have a "gateaway" vechile real easy. Just a theory. Guess I have been watching 24. I even pulled out a "skematic" of the street that was on my car a couple of days ago :p
 
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bubbadu

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Originally posted by: bum
Don't give the friendly homeless people a bad rep, this guy was just a thief =p
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Thats true, he was definitly a THIEF. I am just sick of ratty people. GET A JOB, DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. For example, theres a bum in Ohio that raps, aka the famous "RAPPING BUM", giving him a buck I dont feel bad, the rest shouldnt get a penny. I might have to change the title, even though this guy might have been a bum, he could have been a pro.
 
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rudder

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Originally posted by: j00fek
Originally posted by: compnovice
They came with a K9 unit to catch a bum?
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i know eh , what a waste of tax dollars.
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Like it isn't a waste of taxpayers dollars to have the dog sitting at the station watching lassie? No man, if they have nothing else going on, go chase a bum. At least it keeps everyone sharp.
 
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arcenite

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Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: j00fek
Originally posted by: compnovice
They came with a K9 unit to catch a bum?
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i know eh , what a waste of tax dollars.
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Like it isn't a waste of taxpayers dollars to have the dog sitting at the station watching lassie? No man, if they have nothing else going on, go chase a bum. At least it keeps everyone sharp.
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Linflas

Linflas

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Originally posted by: j00fek
Originally posted by: compnovice
They came with a K9 unit to catch a bum?
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i know eh , what a waste of tax dollars.
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Using police resources to protect a tax paying citizens property seems like the perfect use of tax dollars.
 
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