Not going into work.
Seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button.
Not letting people merge into traffic.
Rolling my eyes when someone asks me a question.
Not waking up.
Making someone's day worse.
Honking my horn at an intersection, then pretending like I don't know who honked just to confuse people.
Scaring children.
Littering.
Finding a good parking spot (mocking people that don't have one).
Forcing people to take the wrong exit because I wouldn't let them change lanes.
Seeing someone trip and fall.
Pulling the door shut behind me when I see someone coming towards me with their hands full.
Just Kidding Of course
Seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button.
Not letting people merge into traffic.
Rolling my eyes when someone asks me a question.
Not waking up.
Making someone's day worse.
Honking my horn at an intersection, then pretending like I don't know who honked just to confuse people.
Scaring children.
Littering.
Finding a good parking spot (mocking people that don't have one).
Forcing people to take the wrong exit because I wouldn't let them change lanes.
Seeing someone trip and fall.
Pulling the door shut behind me when I see someone coming towards me with their hands full.
Just Kidding Of course
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