i watched
The Batman -
The Batman (2022) - Reference View - IMDb
with three whole hours of film, there is much to like and much to not like.
Staring with the good, the production is really, really good. The cinematography is impressive, the sets are great, the costumes are great, as long as we accept that this film is going for a "realistic" approach to Batman.
Robert Pattinson (who?) is a good fit for Batman, and i couldn't help thinking he would have been a great choice for Paul Atreides instead of that whining little bitch Chalumet.
Zoe Kravitz (daughter of butch rocker Lenny, and of hot mom / teen dream Lisa Bonet AKA Denise from Cosby Show) is stunning and fabulous in her role - i would not have complained if the film turned into a romance midways.
Jeffrey "token black" Wright is okaish as Lt Gordon.
I loved Paul Dano as The Riddler, here played a lot closer to the psychopath in the Saw films, than the spandex-suit buffoon of early Batman, and an unrecognizable Colin Farrel was great as The Penguin.
Andy Serkins (gollum) has a very minor role as Alfred - seriously, he's in two scenes and he does nothing in either one.
The plot is played as a straight police investigation story, Gordon and Batman dig up clues, beat down suspects, stake outs, surveillance, and all that.
The Bat-gear is (mostly) down to earth, again going for a "what if Batman was real" approach. There is one scene where Batman uses a wingsuit, and it gets ruined by a GCI crash that completely ruins the scene, but, still decent.
The bad is that .. it lacks vision. And it's three fucking hours long.
But really, it does lack vision, it doesn't have any of the grandeur normally associated with Batman stories, and while it does in a way make the story more plausible, plausibility is not what we go watch movies for, at least, up to a point.
It also doesn't really do much with the character of Batman, you could replace Batman for any ol' ruff 'n' gruff detective and the story would be the same.
The best thing about the film is without a doubt Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, she's the best character, has the best acting, and you'll wish that the film dedicated more time and more script to her relation with Batman.
As Youmoviessuck pointed out in his review, the soundtrack is terribly repetitive, which doesn't help with the ridiculous runtime. Not that you could cut much, really, because the runtime is due to the director being extreeeeeemely methodical, in telling you EVERYTHING you could possibly want to know.
I would recommend The Batman; it's too long, it's not terribly inspired, but it's a decent film, with some great visuals, fine acting all around, and some amazing eye candy in Catwoman.
My vote:
7.5/10 - needs less of what it has, and more of what it doesn't.