Get the beloved patriot - 7.5/10
This was sold to me as essentially Payback 2. It has a lot of those elements, but without other good actors in the film, like in Payback, this just falls short. It may just be that its hard to look at Mel Gibson the way you used to. This isnt the guy we all loved in Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, etc. He is surrounded by Mexicans in this movie, and you know when the cameras are off he is calling them racial slurs. Its hard not to picture it. The movie may be better than I think it is, but its hard to say. Anyways, like Payback, Gibson plays a career criminal who gets caught while trying to escape his latest robbery, and gets thrown in a Mexican prison. He must deal with the bad guys in the prison, the people he robbed, corrupt Mexican police and crooked US officials, all while keeping his eye on the real prize: the money he stole. Its a solid plot, executed well. Just something about it feels direct to video, which is was. I think if this came out right after Payback, or before his meltdown, and had a couple of decent character actors in it, it would be a 9.
Iron Sky - 8/10
This was absurd, but I had quite a few laugh out loud moments. Not really what I thought it was supposed to be, but it was good enough. About Nazis that escaped to the moon in 1945, and they have been living there ever since while plotting to bring the Aryan way of life back to earth. The plot reminds of an old 60's scifi movie. Lots of cynicism hidden in comedy and absurdity, as the Nazis arguably werent the worse group in the movie. It was entertaining enough I guess. I'd watch a second one, which may or may not have been implied by the end credits.
The Grey - 8/10
Movie is about what I guess are oil rig workers who crash in the tundra, in the middle of a wolf pack territory. They have to fight the elements, wolves, and each other to survive. This was decent, although I think I was expecting more man vs wolf stuff. It felt like it wanted to be deeper, but well, its a movie about people surviving CG wolves. It is what it sounds like, but not quite as good as you think it will be. Also, FF the end credits, as there is a scene at the end which might change how you feel about the movie.
Journey 2 - 7/10
So much about this movie doesnt make sense, even within the context of the movie, but I realize I am not the target audience. I think having The Rock in this one really saved this movie. Anyways, this is a direct sequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth, but for reasons not explained, Brenden Frasier's character is never mentioned, but all the other Anderson family members are. Being a sequel and with the focus of the movie being about family, you would have thought they would have mentioned why he wasnt around to help out. Even if its just one or two lines. So instead of Frasier, The Rock plays the hero. He marries the kids (lead kid from first movie) mother, who has grown into an adventurer, like his father, uncle (Frasier from first movie), and his grandfather (played by Michael Caine). He gets a coded message from his grandfather, which has clues to the mysterious island. The Rock takes him to the island as a bonding exercise with his step son. Hijinks ensue. As like many movies of this type, it could have been better, but if you have young kids I'm sure they'll be entertained.