Nothing ever happens around here...

[snoogans]

Like the title says, nothing ever happens around here so I'm asking you guys to post some crazy, but real stories from where you live or whatever you want to share from your personal life.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Ummmmm.....

I once posted on a forum..

Did I break out in a cold sweat from that or what!!

 

[Total Refected Power]

I once saw a guy get he penis stuck in a manhole cover. They had to call the Fire Dept to grease it.

 

[convex]

yea, i remember that day...it's healed quite well

 

[snoogans]

K, now that it's healed...how about you tell us how it got stuck

 

[Locutus of Board]

His wife just left him for a midget baseball team.

The man was in a drunken fit.

She was pretty stinky, and he missed her. He just wanted to feel at home.

 

[Thunderbooty]

Girlfriday mentioned someone got there genitals stuck in a wine machine the other day when I talked to her on Aim.....?

 

[convex]

ah well...yes, that was my fault as well

 

[snoogans]

That guy sticks it anywhere, haha

 

[Total Refected Power]

CONVEX:

That must've been you who also got his weener stuck in the subway doors. The open mechanism was damaged and they needed the "JAWS OF LIFE" to open the doors.

 

[Yeeny]

Well, I went to Walmart a few minutes ago, and there were people there.

 

[desy]

In HS I saw a guy who was playing raquetball in the gym and the ball hit him and sucked his eyeball out of the socket. When he looked at you his eye would track even though you could see all the muscles etc moving it around, FREAKY. He was OK the hospital just poped it back in and he was quite sore from having all those muscles stretched.
I was also first on a accident and when I got to the car I looked in the passenger window and cause he had his window partially rolled down he smacked it when he was going sideways and I could see his skull.
It was a gash about 5" long and 1 1/2 " wide not very much blood just bone peaking through.

 

[Locutus of Board]

I just went to the bathroom and took a dump.