Noteworthy Analogies

[Namuna]

Ever hear an analogy or funny description that stuck with you? Well, share it!

Here's a few I've remembered because I thought they were hilarious...

Full Metal Jacket:
"Your a$$ looks like about 150lbs of chewed bubble gum!"

SNL skit:
"Tastes like warm cow pi$$ strained through a dirty sock"

The Anchorman:
"Smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food"

 

These are all similies. But since we're on the subject:

Seinfeld:
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

 

[MrAustin]

"You look like you got hit in the legs with a bag of nickels ... " - Rodney Carrington

 

[Gurck]

On an easy boss mob in WoW that we overprepared for - "He went down faster than a young boy at the Neverland Ranch"

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: Gurck
On an easy boss mob in WoW that we overprepared for - "He went down faster than a young boy at the Neverland Ranch"

LMAO, ITS FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE

 

[Namuna]

80s TV show I can't remember:
"The plane was shaking like a fat hooker on a cold night"