Stark -- Sorry you had a bad experience, but I suspect that you had something set up wrong. I use InoculateIT-PE, ver 5.2, and it stopped the hahaha@sexyfun-Snow White virus cold. It simply would not allow me to open the attachment. It has also blocked every other virus I've received, and I've checked my drive with other scanners to make sure.
BTW, I check them for updates regularly, because they seem to come out with one about every two or three days. Anyone who wants this program can get it
here. For more information on most viruses, go to
CA's Virus Information Center.
wyvrn --
<< Well since I don't open attachments, I don't really need an antivirus. >>
Oh, yes you do! Some viruses don't require you to open an attachment to infect your system. Just receiving the e-mail is enough to bite you.

Furthermore, these things send themselves out automatically, so your friends won't even know they sent it until it's too late. You'll also be passing them along to everyone in your address book.
Since it's free, I don't see how anyone can afford
not to get CA's program, even if you can't afford one you have to buy. As they say in Hot Deals,
Free is good!
One more thing you can do is
uninstall Windows Scripting Host (aka Visual Basic Scripthosting, aka
VBS). About 95% of all Widoze users will never encounter a need for it. This won't stop all viruses, but it will stop all
VBS viruses. If you ever need Windows Scripting Host, the system will just give you a message asking you to insert your Windoze disk, and you can re-install it. A good anti-virus program is the pound of cure. Disconnecting the mechanism that VBS viruses use will even stop the ones that haven't had new software updates written, yet. Go
here for complete step-by-step instructions, including screen shots for Win 95, 98, 2K, and NT. If anyone checks, LMK if the 2K instructions work for ME.