When I was in jr high, I was on a field trip with my class. We stopped at a burger king between places we were going and I sat between my bestest buddy, Josh, and my first love, Melissa. I thought it would be funny to squirt kachup on Josh, so I grabbed a kachup packet, wrapped my fingers around it, pointed it at Josh, and started to squeeze. He goes "wait, no NO!!!" then grabs my wrist and pushes it up over his head. Well he did it so fast that I forgot to stop sqeezing and suddently there went from slight pressure in my hand to absolutely nothing. I knew it had popped. I looked behind us and there was this old man sitting there. He had his hat on the table and was bald. There was a thick red strip straight across his head.
I had to go get napkins and help clean it up.
I watched him wipe his head and couldn't help but go "wax much?"
I had to go get napkins and help clean it up.
I watched him wipe his head and couldn't help but go "wax much?"
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