Note to Morons: take 10 minutes and adjust your damn belt tensioner.

notfred

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I don't want to listen to your car schreeching like a wild banshee everytime you start your car or drive past my apartment.
thanks.
 

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dighn

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godmare

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Panty hose don't squeel, we should all use those instead of pesky belts

edited for sticky keyboard syndrome
 

BD2003

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What the hell is a belt tensioner?

Like 99% of the population, we drive cars, not fix them.

Quit your damn bitching.
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: BD2003
What the hell is a belt tensioner?

Like 99% of the population, we drive cars, not fix them.

Quit your damn bitching.

It's the thing that makes the belt NOT squeak!
 

Cyberian

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend

It's the thing that makes the belt NOT squeak!
This is true, (a.k.a. - tru dat) but I don't think most newer cars have adjustable idler pullies.

 

Wingznut

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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: Brutuskend

It's the thing that makes the belt NOT squeak!
This is true, (a.k.a. - tru dat) but I don't think most newer cars have adjustable idler pullies.
And that is true... Most new cars have spring loaded tensioners.


Tyler/notfred.... Maybe the people in your apt complex don't know how to fix it, or cannot afford it. Why not show a gesture, and offer to fix it for them?

 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: notfred
I don't want to listen to your car schreeching like a wild banshee everytime you start your car or drive past my apartment.
thanks.

ROFL

When I first read the title I mistakingly read "Morons" as "Mormons" :D It all makes sense now. :)
 

luv2chill

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Eh...the list just isn't the same unless Evadman posts it.

have a thing for Evadman? :)

No, it's just that it was his idea to begin with. Good effort though. :)
That checklist has been around since Anand was in diapers. Well maybe not that long, but a lot longer than Anandtech forums. It originated on USENET (where else?)

l2c
 

Gillbot

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Werd.... Also, remove that annoying fart cannon and turn down the bass when it's 2AM.
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Originally posted by: notfred
I don't want to listen to your car schreeching like a wild banshee everytime you start your car or drive past my apartment.
thanks.