Note to all geeks: Ninjas do not exist.

[dc]

deathkoba had to restart this argument again.
ninja's and flying swordsman are REAL.
end of discussion.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
They're just a myth, much like flying Chinese warriors. There's no flipping out and killing people, no uppercutting because someone dropped a pen, no disappearing acts, none of that. Nin-Jitsu is also bull. That art never traditionally existed. You also can't argue with me either because I am Japanese and am part ninja.
*poof*

listen, son , its time we had this talk... your right ninjas dont really exist ... but in all our hearts they really do... they make people happy ... and if that isnt real ... then i dont know what is ...

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: deathkoba
They're just a myth, much like flying Chinese warriors. There's no flipping out and killing people, no uppercutting because someone dropped a pen, no disappearing acts, none of that. Nin-Jitsu is also bull. That art never traditionally existed. You also can't argue with me either because I am Japanese and am part ninja.
*poof*

listen, son , its time we had this talk... your right ninjas dont really exist ... but in all our hearts they really do... they make people happy ... and if that isnt real ... then i dont know what is ...

Most intelligent responce so far. Good on you SirStev0!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
This thread wasn't meant to go anywhere, it was just for information's sake.


I bet you idiots believe in Santa Claus too eh?

WHOAA! hold the phones! Stop the music! What do you mean there aint a Santa Claus? I got gifts from him last year!

 

[XZeroII]

Ninjas are just a myth, just like elves and eskimos.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: deathkoba
This thread wasn't meant to go anywhere, it was just for information's sake.


I bet you idiots believe in Santa Claus too eh?

Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. deathkoba is walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a babysitter as a boss. they are all laughing about how ninjas don't exist. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and deathkoba and his posse pee their pants

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to deathkoba and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy.

Scene 3: The boss babysitter tries to attack TheNinja, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs, morphs into a huge boner and slaps the babysitter in the face.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.

THE END

I want to buy the movie rights!

It'll never fly without spicy chili and a hippo, though. And maybe a monkey, market research shows people love monkeys.

 

[ZoNtO]

4 words for ya BIYATCH!!:

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Ninja's do exist!

 

[NinjaGnome]

im a dwarfed version of a ninaj i am one of a kind.

 

[Dedpuhl]

This wonderful penis thing And golden balls' hair are here.
Is that the sound of a sarubobo? No! It's the ninjas!
Hey hey let's go fight! This is important: protect my balls!
I am evil, so let's fighting... Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
This song is a little stupid It doesn't make sense
Its English is fxxked up Is that OK? We do it all the time! Hey hey let's go fight...

 

[eigen]

Your post doesnt matter casue once a ninja reads it he will flipout so hard that he will travel back in time and kill you before you post.

 

[thomsbrain]

why don't you come down to my dojo and talk that sh!t, huh punk? that's right, cause you're too chicken!

*bill and ted guitar WAIL*

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
why don't you come down to my dojo and talk that sh!t, huh punk? that's right, cause you're too chicken!

*bill and ted guitar WAIL*

did you get a boner and pork 1000 women? 😕

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[FuZoR]

you missed the ninja special on history channel or was it discover...

ninjas were real!

 

[mchammer187]

I heard that there was this EE who was eating at a diner. And when some dude forgot the convolution integral the EE killed the whole town.