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Note to all geeks: Ninjas do not exist.

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thirdlegstump

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They're just a myth, much like flying Chinese warriors. There's no flipping out and killing people, no uppercutting because someone dropped a pen, no disappearing acts, none of that. Nin-Jitsu is also bull. That art never traditionally existed. You also can't argue with me either because I am Japanese and am part ninja.
*poof*
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
They're just a myth, much like flying Chinese warriors. There's no flipping out and killing people, no uppercutting because someone dropped a pen, no disappearing acts, none of that. Nin-Jitsu is also bull. That art never traditionally existed. You also can't argue with me either because I am Japanese and am part ninja.
*poof*
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hmm, that means you don't exist. Thus, your statement doesn't exist and there are ninjas.
 
Don't say that to theNinja.......... he will get super pumperd and wail on you with his huge boner:Q

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
I'll kick your head off.
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I'll fill you with Ninja Bullets.

*chirp chirp*

This killing brought to you by Cricket Chirp Bullets, for the modern-day assassin.
Most silent like the wind. You will must die.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Don't say that to theNinja.......... he will get super pumperd and wail on you with his huge boner:Q

Cheers,
Aquaman
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HOLY CRAP....after reading this guys opening statement I got so pumped I splashed all the water out of the tub!!!! Then I uppercut myself in the nutz to calm myself down.
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
This thread wasn't meant to go anywhere, it was just for information's sake.


I bet you idiots believe in Santa Claus too eh?
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As long as someone that's part-santa claus doesn't come in and say that Sata Claus doesn't exist, I think we're groovy.
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
"you will must die" ? WTF is that from?
Your ninja bullets did nothing. The dropped before me and kneeled.
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Cricket Chirp bow to no man, for you do not see or hear them. Most silent like the wind. You will must die.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
This thread wasn't meant to go anywhere, it was just for information's sake.


I bet you idiots believe in Santa Claus too eh?
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If there's no Santa Claus then who's responsible for leaving all of the crappy presents under my tree?

That's what I thought, biatch.
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
This thread wasn't meant to go anywhere, it was just for information's sake.


I bet you idiots believe in Santa Claus too eh?
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Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. deathkoba is walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a babysitter as a boss. they are all laughing about how ninjas don't exist. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and deathkoba and his posse pee their pants

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to deathkoba and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy.

Scene 3: The boss babysitter tries to attack TheNinja, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs, morphs into a huge boner and slaps the babysitter in the face.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.

THE END
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: deathkoba
This thread wasn't meant to go anywhere, it was just for information's sake.


I bet you idiots believe in Santa Claus too eh?
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Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. deathkoba is walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a babysitter as a boss. they are all laughing about how ninjas don't exist. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and deathkoba and his posse pee their pants

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to deathkoba and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy.

Scene 3: The boss babysitter tries to attack TheNinja, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs, morphs into a huge boner and slaps the babysitter in the face.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.

THE END
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I want to buy the movie rights!
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: deathkoba
This thread wasn't meant to go anywhere, it was just for information's sake.


I bet you idiots believe in Santa Claus too eh?
Click to expand...

Here's a script for you:
Scene 1: Fog rolls over the nearby hills and the sound of a guitar playing quietly is in the background. deathkoba is walking around with a posse of pirates, and vikings, with a babysitter as a boss. they are all laughing about how ninjas don't exist. At this point the guitar wails a little louder and deathkoba and his posse pee their pants

Scene 2: TheNinja pops out from behind the hills flys over to deathkoba and his little crying babies of a posse. He proceeds to haul out his ninja stars and give deathkoba a face full of them while the rest of his posse gets their heads cut off by the sword. They all run away crying for their mommy.

Scene 3: The boss babysitter tries to attack TheNinja, but at this point their are guitars wailing in the background HARD. TheNinja simply laughs, morphs into a huge boner and slaps the babysitter in the face.....AND DOESN"T EVEN THINK TWICE!!!

Scene 4: There is a power ballad from the 1980s wailing in the background while TheNinja pops a gigantic boner and porks like a thousand babes.

THE END
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I want to buy the movie rights!
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You quoted yourself. How lame.
 
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