Not trust for tad batteries lest in advertant eat off.

[kranky]

...and that's just one of the wonderfully garbled instructions that appear on this instruction sheet that came with a Dragonball-Z toy.

I'd be interested to know what the warning pictures at the bottom mean. It looks like #2 is "Don't get wet" and #3 is "Don't set on fire", but what are #1 and #4?

 

[Mutilator]

Don't put in your mouth/eat and dont throw at people (or their heads)?

 

[ArkAoss]

i think that means if they eat it make em tuke, what is it canadian from japanese? tuke? hat right?

 

[Czar]

LOL bored now....

1. With appertain rotor of screw setting pre ceiling on the under standing that screw no wield. May wield two-faced, pressboard securing, wield pre to begin with wiping ceiling of bilge dasto.

2. Thread of length need half as many again as tad.

3. Open toy of batteries shuck. Verification batteries, +,- whereafter stow down.to a certainity need locknat lest take place accident.

4. Hook through toys apside of hole.

5. Needs switches shoving NO,for pre arrows specifying of orention shoving.Pack it up time, withbold toy pate, need switches shoving OFF.

There is more, but I´m not that bored

 

[loup garou]

<< Open toy of batteries shuck. Verification (ooh big word there) batteries, +,-,whereafter show down to a certainty need locknat(WTF?) lest take place accident >>



LOL!

 

[Isla]

LOL Kranky, for a moment, after reading the thread title, I was a bit concerned about you!

Whew!

 

[yakko]

<< Give attention to open/close toys, Therefore take place peril. for instance slipup batteries weild result in the emission of heat rupture liquid. vent itself prythee pay attention. >>


Wow! If only I had known before.

 

[ArkAoss]

hey some one post a full correct translation!!

 

[kranky]

Thanks, Mutilator, I think you may be right. I thought the first one might be &quot;Don't use with Pac-man&quot;, though.

 

[vi edit]

May pre house the seamy side volitation


....sounds kinky

 

[vi edit]

Warning #1 is either &quot;do not eat&quot;, or &quot;may contain small parts that children can choke on&quot; or something along those lines.

#4...don't stick toy in your ear

 

[BoberFett]

LMAO! This deserves a bump.