Not sure if this is a repost

[archcommus]

But here. Very funny.

And this one is very true.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Cliff Notes please archcommus

 

[archcommus]

I know, I know, but read what you can. This is some of the most hilarious stuff I've ever read.

 

[mchammer]

"ninja's church fart" lol

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

"Instant-Failure Stealth Levels. Ack. This brings back horrible memories of a Goldeneye level where if you tripped an alarm, an infinite number of bad guys poured forth. We knew a man who failed that level 37 times, then got the Infinite Health cheat for it and came back. He intentionally tripped the alarm, the guards rushed out. Laughing maniacally, he proceeded to shoot those fvckers for four hours, killing 1,183 of them - 682 with groin shots - before his thumbs cramped up. Your game should not create this kind of bitterness."

I did something like this myself

I enabled laser for the weapon and invincibility.

I went to facility, tripped the alarm, and set myself up in a room where guys would come to open the door end get shot.

I put a rubberband around the controller to hold down the trigger and left the sucker run overnight. I don't remember what the death toll was, but it was impressive.


EDIT: #14 is awesome

 

[archcommus]

Added another. Basically the whole site is great.

 

[chuckywang]

I don't agree with everything he says, but he has some good points. I love how he gets angrier as you read the article. BTW, what does he mean by "jumping puzzles" in the FPS games (#19)?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: archcommus
Added another. Basically the whole site is great.

One or two good articles, about 40 articles of steaming turds.

 

[aplefka]

Hahaha I love this part.

Wow! This must be one of those new second-person shooters we've been hearing about where you spend the whole game looking at the hero's fucking eye.

The part about FF8, I dunno. I mean yes it's true, but also those graphics were awesome at the time. The only letdown from that game was the weak ending.

 

[archcommus]

Yeah some of his points are dumb, and some of the articles aren't funny at all, but I thought this one had some particularly amusing parts.

"You know, the one that's just a head." For some reason that line keeps me laughing.

 

[archcommus]

Bump for today.

 

[SVT Cobra]

bwahahahahaa
great read!