Not Likely A Viral Thread: Seeking Guidance about Anti-Trump Apparel

BonzaiDuck

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After being slapped in the face daily for more than two years as a live-and-let-live American, and after encountering some examples of the Trump Base in public who confirmed my suspicions about them, I broke down and bought the "Make America Great Again" sweat-shirt depicting Trump with a Glock blowing his brains out.

My friends -- I no longer have nor want any GOP friends -- tell me not to wear the shirt in public. But on days when that Piece of Filth disturbs me more than I can bear, I don the shirt to make local errands. It has been very revealing in the reactions it provokes. I saw one big bruiser of a guy with a duck-dynasty beard wince and grimace as though he was about to cry. So I opened my coat, glared at him and gave him my best Jack Nicholson grin. Cathartic!

Now I see I want more of these shirts. There are many Anti-Trump sweat-shirt web-sites, with products that say "Make America Think Again" and "Not My President" or "I'm from USA -- not Dumbfuckistan" (showing red and blue states). But I cannot find any shirts that are offensive enough.

There are days when you just want to spit in someone's face, you don't know who that someone might be, and your COPD is in remission for inhaling Spiriva.

Who knows where I can buy the most offensive Anti-Trump sweat-shirts to be found?
 
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IronWing

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After being slapped in the face daily for more than two years as a live-and-let-live American, and after encountering some examples of the Trump Base in public who confirmed my suspicions about them, I broke down and bought the "Make America Great Again" sweat-shirt depicting Trump with a Glock blowing his brains out.

My friends -- I no longer have nor want any GOP friends -- tell me not to wear the shirt in public. But on days when that Piece of Filth disturbs me more than I can bear, I don the shirt to make local errands. It has been very revealing in the reactions it provokes. I saw one big bruiser of a guy with a duck-dynasty beard wince and grimace as though he was about to cry. So I opened my coat, glared at him and gave him my best Jack Nicholson grin. Cathartic!

Now I see I want more of these shirts. There are many Anti-Trump sweat-shirt web-sites, with products that say "Make America Think Again" and "Not My President" or "I'm from USA -- not Dumbfuckistan" (showing red and blue states). But I cannot find any shirts that are offensive enough.

There are days when you just want to spit in someone's face, you don't know who that someone might be, and your COPD is in remission for inhaling Spiriva.

Who knows where I can buy the most offensive Anti-Trump sweat-shirts to be found?
You take Spiriva? How do afford clothes, let alone internet?
 

kage69

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BonzaiDuck

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Screw the shirts, want to sell your excess Spiriva? Shit costs us $400/month.

That is just $50 over the price they gave me when I inquired about the uninsured costs. Why don't you have health insurance? My brother is covered (so far) under ACA. He only pays $3/month.

Nakedfrog: I used to do my own car repairs. I'm going to my new mechanic tomorrow. I'm never going to slide under my car ever again.

This is sort of like Nicholas Cage asking Joaquin Phoenix where he can score good snuff films in "8mm" the film. Somebody must know where the most offensive anti-Trump shirts can be found . . .
 

BonzaiDuck

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The last two have my attention. But Tee-shirt -- no. Sweat-shirt -- yes. Even in So-Cal, I'll wear a long-sleeve sweat-shirt in the summer.

Oh, man! Check the customer review for the throat-cut shirt:

"This was truly a no-brainer. Anytime I can get under some right wing, knuckle-dragging, Trump-worshiping buffoon's skin with something like this, I experience great joy...actually bliss. I have never been so disgusted by anyone. The bloated sack of sewage occupying the white-house is a global laughingstock; the right wing morons who voted for this garbage motherfucker are a national shame. Only Donald-dumb-ass-Trump could make Dubya Bush look smart! "
 
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IronWing

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That is just $50 over the price they gave me when I inquired about the uninsured costs. Why don't you have health insurance? My brother is covered (so far) under ACA. He only pays $3/month.
. .

Between my employer and I, we pay $17k/year in insurance premiums for a high deductible plan. God bless America. On a weight basis, Spiriva now costs 20,000 times as much as gold, up from 10,000 times as much as gold in 2012.
 
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BonzaiDuck

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Between my employer and I, we pay $17k/year in insurance premiums for a high deductible plan. God bless America. On a weight basis, Spiriva now costs 20,000 times as much as gold, up from 10,000 times as much as gold in 2012.
See? We either need ACA or universal health care. I would never have thought much about it six or seven years ago. Geez! Even my BC/BS premiums are only $250/month, and I thought I was starting to get hosed . . . . They actually reduced my premium for 2019.

I'll bet those little blue capsules cost chump-change to make. There must be something in them: they actually work. But they feel empty . . .
 

Greenman

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It seems like your money would be better spent on anger management classes.
No mater how many tee shirts you buy, Trump will still be president, still be rich, and still have a pretty good looking wife. He might even own the company you're buying the stuff from.
 

BonzaiDuck

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It seems like your money would be better spent on anger management classes.
No mater how many tee shirts you buy, Trump will still be president, still be rich, and still have a pretty good looking wife. He might even own the company you're buying the stuff from.
I need to build an entire wardrobe.

That guy is the most degenerate unprincipled addle-brained jackass that ever occupied the office. All he does is spit in the face of a majority of Americans as a means of thumping his chest for the core Base. He makes decisions based on whim.

I'm going to be angry no matter what I do, unless I choose to turn off the TV news, cancel my newspaper subscription, and resign from this forum.

I can't respect the presidency as long as he's there. I can't respect him. And I sure as hell can't respect the Base. Do you really think I'm jealous for his inheriting $400 million that included a big chunk due to flagrant tax fraud? His wife is a bimbo. I suspect . . . . that she's the equivalent of Manchurian Candidate's Ellie Iselin. A plagiarist -- who thinks nothing of stealing the earlier First Lady's speech, while her husband continues two years after his inauguration to use Obama as a scapegoat and a foil.

But I want to find some sweatshirts. As far as "aiding and abetting" through the free market, I'm waging my own boycott against people in my state whose vote was already worth less than dirt, who were merely cheerleaders, but otherwise lost from the other perspective dimensions of "influence for the state" as opposed to the election of someone who hates my state because he couldn't get accepted at a film school when he applied there.
 
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BonzaiDuck

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Greenman

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I need to build an entire wardrobe.

That guy is the most degenerate unprincipled addle-brained jackass that ever occupied the office. All he does is spit in the face of a majority of Americans as a means of thumping his chest for the core Base. He makes decisions based on whim.

I'm going to be angry no matter what I do, unless I choose to turn off the TV news, cancel my newspaper subscription, and resign from this forum.

I can't respect the presidency as long as he's there. I can't respect him. And I sure as hell can't respect the Base. Do you really think I'm jealous for his inheriting $400 million that included a big chunk due to flagrant tax fraud? His wife is a bimbo. I suspect . . . . that she's the equivalent of Manchurian Candidate's Ellie Iselin. A plagiarist -- who thinks nothing of stealing the earlier First Lady's speech, while her husband continues two years after his inauguration to use Obama as a scapegoat and a foil.

But I want to find some sweatshirts. As far as "aiding and abetting" through the free market, I'm waging my own boycott against people in my state whose vote was already worth less than dirt, who were merely cheerleaders, but otherwise lost from the other perspective dimensions of "influence for the state" as opposed to the election of someone who hates my state because he couldn't get accepted at a film school when he applied there.
Like I said, anger management. What you're doing is pissing in the wind. Beating your head on a rock so long and hard you've started to enjoy the squishy sound it makes. Around here that gets you some acceptance, and I guess that helps. But somewhere in your head a little part of you knows that it's all impotent rage. Maybe venting that rage through wardrobe decisions makes you feel better, I hope it does, but you really should take a whack at the root of the problem.

That's my free advice for the day, and certainly worth exactly what you paid for it.
 

ch33zw1z

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Like I said, anger management. What you're doing is pissing in the wind. Beating your head on a rock so long and hard you've started to enjoy the squishy sound it makes. Around here that gets you some acceptance, and I guess that helps. But somewhere in your head a little part of you knows that it's all impotent rage. Maybe venting that rage through wardrobe decisions makes you feel better, I hope it does, but you really should take a whack at the root of the problem.

That's my free advice for the day, and certainly worth exactly what you paid for it.

Such good advice, should just go with


Or maybe one of these


They look pretty happy though.