Not content with producing vehicles for men with tiny penises, Hummer introduces a cologne for men with tiny penises.

[Fausto]

Hilarious.

August 20, 2004 -- The road-hogging, gas-guzzling Hummer ? a bane to environmentalists everywhere ? is about to assault your olfactory nerves.
The creators of the SUV are lending their name to an "eau de toilette" that melds the smell of thyme, fir, cardamom and sandalwood to create the Hummer Fragrance for Men.

At $52 a pop, the cologne is being marketed in a boxy, truck-like bottle by Riviera Concepts Inc., which is targeting 25- to 45-year-olds with a penchant for the ultra-masculine.

"It's got credibility with men," said Riviera boss Adrian Ellis, who inked the deal with the car-maker.

 

[Mr N8]

I hope the scent isn't nearly as imposing as the vehicles are.

 

[gigapet]

i thought they were vehicles for ppl with too much money not small penises

 

[isasir]

How does the ability to make vehicles give a company credibility to make cologne?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: gigapet
i thought they were vehicles for ppl with too much money not small penises

The size of one's vehicle is usually inversely proportional to their penis size.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: gigapet
i thought they were vehicles for ppl with too much money not small penises

The size of one's vehicle is usually inversely proportional to their penis size.

That's why I drive a Focus hatchback.

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: gigapet
i thought they were vehicles for ppl with too much money not small penises

The size of one's vehicle is usually inversely proportional to their penis size.

That's why I drive a Focus hatchback.

Ha! I drive an Isetta.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: gigapet
i thought they were vehicles for ppl with too much money not small penises

The size of one's vehicle is usually inversely proportional to their penis size.

That's why I drive a Focus hatchback.

That's why I don't have a car. Size -> inifinity?

 

[Rookie]

<obligatory>I drive a mini</obligatory>

edit: slow on the draw but oh well

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Supercharged
The size of one's vehicle is usually inversely proportional to their penis size.

If one drives no vehicle, does this translate to an infinitely large member?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: Supercharged
The size of one's vehicle is usually inversely proportional to their penis size.

If one drives no vehicle, does this translate to an infinitely large member?

Depends on the shape of his bicycle seat.

 

[fyleow]

Originally posted by: isasir
How does the ability to make vehicles give a company credibility to make cologne?

I heard the Ferrari cologne is actually not bad

 

[CVSiN]

Bah Diesel hummers are not gas guzzlers -=P
H2 is a waste of metal but H1 with the Military spec detroit diesel with a snorkle kit. = the shiznit.. bury that thing in mud to the drivers head!

btw I would love a military surplus stripped hummer just to bury in the mud on weekends!

 

[JulesMaximus]

How is this vehicle "a bane to environmentalists everywhere?" It's nowhere near the volume of sales of say the Ford F-series truck. In reality the Hummer is probably about as much of a bane to the environment as the Honda Civic.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Rookie
<obligatory>I drive a mini</obligatory>

edit: slow on the draw but oh well

<extraobligatory> I drive a clown car </extraobligatory>

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Rookie
<obligatory>I drive a mini</obligatory>

edit: slow on the draw but oh well

<extraobligatory> I drive a clown car </extraobligatory>

<ultraobligatory> I ride a skateboard. </ultraobligatory>

 

[Liviathan]

Don't forget the Hummer Bicycle.

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Rookie
<obligatory>I drive a mini</obligatory>

edit: slow on the draw but oh well

<extraobligatory> I drive a clown car </extraobligatory>

<ultraobligatory> I ride a skateboard. </ultraobligatory>

i walk!!....wait a minute