*not* accepting lap dances could be hazordous to your health

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Yet another dumbass drunk guy gets owned one way or another by some whore and/or the people that employ her skanky ass.

Little did Miss Cathy Crank Huffer stripper realize that Johns...er...Joes like that guy keep her in business.

Drug addicted strippers that go psycho should lose their hootchie momma whore cards, instantly.
 

DVad3r

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Jan 3, 2005
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Funny story that happened to my buddy, similar but not quite.

We were at a strip club all chilling downing some drinks, and this stripper keeps walking around the clients trying to get them in for a lap dance. She must have been walking around for a good 2 hours while we were there with no success, literally no one wanted a lap dance from her (she wasnt ugly either), bad luck I guess. She comes around my buddy and starts being playful, so my buddy being the nice guy that he is says "Hey, it looks like your having a bad night, Ill let you have a lapdance with me".

She smiles and they go to the booth, etc, then my buddy comes out, thanks her, and sits down at the tabel. She comes around and is like "ummm, that will be 40 $" my buddies like "I never said I was going to pay you, I told you it looked like you were having a rough night and could have a lapdance with me, so you don't feel bad". Long story short the bouncers used my buddy to open the door to the outside. Cool night though :)