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NOT A JOKE: My ass hurts like a bitch, wtf is this???

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Go to the doctor and have him lance it.

The novacaine, or whatever they use is as painful as the lancing. So pass on having a local.
Just bend over the table and let him do his work. For several days you'll get to walk around
with a small Kotex between you cheeks 😀

Drink alot of water with some Metamusal to clean yourself out before you have the cutting
done because you will not want to dump for atleast two days afterword.

I speak from experiance.


...Galvanized
 
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Go to the doctor and have him lance it.

The novacaine, or whatever they use is as painful as the lancing. So pass on having a local.
Just bend over the table and let him do his work. For several days you'll get to walk around
with a small Kotex between you cheeks 😀

Drink alot of water with some Metamusal to clean yourself out before you have the cutting
done because you will not want to dump for atleast two days afterword.

I speak from experiance.


...Galvanized

I do manual labor for a job with Habitat for Humanity, I'm not sure I can afford to do this.

 
just go to the local drug store and describe your problem to the pharmacist there and they'll point you in the right direction.
 
Originally posted by: sonoma1993
just go to the local drug store and describe your problem to the pharmacist there and they'll point you in the right direction.

Or point you to the door......
 
LOL i've never had 'roids before... but just reading this thread and the WebMD link made me a little paranoid of my anus.
 
So THAT's what it is... I've had one of those in my butt and thought maybe it was something serious, but didn't want to go to a doctor. Almost made a thread but didn't want to be called a fudgepacker.
 
Originally posted by: clickynext
Why do people think things like these aren't worth paying a visit to the doctor's??

Personally, my anus would be the one place in my body that i would rather self-help all i could before going to the doc.
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
pinoidal cyst FTW.

theres a thread here where someone describes in vivid detail them getting one and it growing and growing until there ass explodes.

no its in the wrong place for that, its most lilely a Hemmoroid

That sjt was fvckin disgusting
 
Originally posted by: clickynext
Why do people think things like these aren't worth paying a visit to the doctor's??

When your health insurance sucks, you have no car, and make $11,000 a year.
 
Originally posted by: clickynext
Why do people think things like these aren't worth paying a visit to the doctor's??

because I already get raped more than I want at the doctor, I don't actually need my ass involved.
 
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