Not a joke, but still funny as hell. OJ simpson not positive he's innocent.

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?FOR YEARS, I?VE BEEN pretty sure that I did not murder my wife,? Simpson said today at a golf course in Boca Raton, Fla., where he was taking a rare break from searching for the real killers of his wife. ?But if Johnnie?s not 100 percent sure, I?m like, hey, maybe I better take another look at this.?

I don't need to comment on this, except to say it's tragically hilarious to read.
 

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Please say that is satire. If not go OJ! I knew you killed Nicole from the beginning.
 

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This has got to be a joke. Either that, or he received one too many concussions playing football...
 

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The former NFL star said that, in light of the new revelations, he may slow down his search, which he said has occupied almost every waking moment of his life for the past seven years.
?If it turns out that I?m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time,? Simpson said.
Oh my. :eek:
 

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Originally posted by: Stark
The former NFL star said that, in light of the new revelations, he may slow down his search, which he said has occupied almost every waking moment of his life for the past seven years.
?If it turns out that I?m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time,? Simpson said.
Oh my. :eek:
OH AHHA OK seriously is this a joke? I'm seeing if it was posted on April 1st or something.
 

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He reallly is that dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's he trying now? An insanity story to get out of paying the civil suit damages?
 

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Originally posted by: UberDave
wtf is he? a moron?

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What would you do if for the past 5 years, you were followed everywhere and asked the same damn questions. I would just start saying things like this too. It's called sarcasm!
 

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If I were him I would admit it.

He can't be tried again.
He has already lost a wrongful death civil suit.
He is already a pariah to most.

He doesn't have much to lose admitting it.
On the contrary he would have a chance for more fame (well infamy) and money. :)
 

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The "guy who did it" must be a golfer, cuz every time I see OJ on TV he's "actively search every waking moment of his life" on a golf course...
 

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I like this one last updated on December 30, 1899.
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BTW Skoorb, of couse your link is a joke. It says so right in the headline.