Norwegians Are Literally Using 'Texas' As Slang for 'Crazy'

JulesMaximus

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http://www.alternet.org/culture/norwegians-are-literally-using-texas-slang-crazy-now

Texas' "wild west" reputation has gone global, and not in a good way.

Texas is many things to many people—a state the size of a medium-sized country; home to several idiot governors, one who became president, and a current one who thinks it’s a good idea for college students to openly carry firearms. To Donald Trump, Texas is the place where a "big, beautiful wall" should be built. To people in Norway, “texas” with a small “t” is a synonym for crazy, bonkers, out of control and wild. As in, that’s totally texas. Or in Norwegian: det var helt texas

Texas Monthly discovered this hilarious (or humbling, depending on your perspective) piece of slang on a Tumblr page. The magazine accumulated several pieces of evidence that this is really a thing in Norway, and gave these examples:
Here is an article from Aviso Nordland from March 2014 about reckless international truck drivers traveling through the northern part of the country. Norwegian police chief Knut Danielsen, when describing the situation, tells the paper that “it is absolutely texas.”


Here’s one from a 2012 edition of Verdens Gang, a Norwegian tabloid, in which Blackburn Rovers soccer manager Henning Berg—a Norwegian former star who played for the British team—describes the atmosphere at a match between the Rovers and the rival Burnley Clarets as “totally texas.”


And here’s a fisherman telling the local news about the rare swordfish he caught in Northern Norway: “I heard a loud noise from the bay, but I did not know where it came from right away. Thirty seconds to a minute later it jumped out in the fjord. I got to see some of it before I took up the camera,” he says and continues: “It was totally texas!”-
A Norwegian explained what "texas" meant to him in a Reddit discussion earlier this year, writing: “When I think of the word I picture a cowboy crashing a party and shooting two revolvers into the air. ‘It’s completely texas!"


So entrenched is this idiom in Norway that a restaurant called Dolly Dimple's uses "helt texas" to characterize its pizza deals.



Note, for those planning on using “texas” as a substitute for “crazy” while in Norway (or elsewhere, perhaps) it is an adjective that applies to situations, not people. So, you can’t call Gov. Greg Abbott “texas,” even if you really believe he is crazy.

Doesn't surprise me at all. I think we should embrace this as a thing. I'm going to start using it. :biggrin:
 
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cubby1223

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A Norwegian explained what "texas" meant to him in a Reddit discussion earlier this year, writing: “When I think of the word I picture a cowboy crashing a party and shooting two revolvers into the air. ‘It’s completely texas!"
I'm sure this has been going on for a long time.

Probably similar to the usage of Polish = stupid, or you want to know what the term French is used for in countries other than France? :eek: (the smiley is actually quite accurate a depiction)
 
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cubby1223

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hehe, it was inevitable.

What exactly do you mean by "inevitable"?

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Seriously, fellow forum political junkies, this has pretty much nothing to do with recent politics or other events.


Doesn't surprise me at all. I think we should embrace this as a thing. I'm going to start using it. :biggrin:
Hate to be the one to break the news to you, but you're at least 70 years behind the times.
 
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kage69

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I just confirmed this by asking a Norwegian.

When I laughed, he took it wrong and said basically "Well! I've heard you use lutefisk instead of nasty! So there!"

:biggrin:
 

BoberFett

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What a coincidence. I recently started doing something similar.

I'll have to tell you about it later though. Right now I've got to go take a big JulesMaximus.
 

SlitheryDee

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We say splitting a tab is "going Dutch". Whether that has anything to do with the actual Dutch people is irrelevant because I bet anyone you asked wouldn't know what the Dutch did to warrant such a term being named after them. They just say it.

Norwegians use "Texas" to mean crazy, and I'm guessing for no better reasons.
 

kage69

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We say splitting a tab is "going Dutch". Whether that has anything to do with the actual Dutch people is irrelevant because I bet anyone you asked wouldn't know what the Dutch did to warrant such a term being named after them. They just say it.

Norwegians use "Texas" to mean crazy, and I'm guessing for no better reasons.

I was once having a hell of a time diving in the Maldives. One of the other expat divers on the boat was Dutch, a pleasant, funny guy who let me borrow some diving gloves as mine were MIA. Anyway, we're discussing dive partners and I see a ring on his finger, I ask 'where's the wife? She on another boat or something? Does she not dive?'

"No, she didn't come. She couldn't afford it." Mind = blown.


So, just FYI. ;)