noooo!...someone invented camelflage

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  1. brainhulk

    brainhulk Diamond Member

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    http://thegloss.com/fashion/guess-what-camelflage-pants-help-conceal-904/

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  2. Newbian

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    Somebody needs to kill this person off and stop production asap.
     
  3. CPA

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    My guess is that most women like to show off their cameltoe.
     
  4. SagaLore

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    start a competing product that enhances cameltoe
     
  5. amdhunter

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    I LOVE Labia Majoras.
     
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    Probably be a hate crime because the person to create it is obviously gay (or a woman)
     
  8. MedicBob

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    WOW. If you build it they will buy it.
     
  9. wirednuts

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    cameltoe is a good thing. for everybody.
     
  10. destrekor

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    Likely the worst kind of woman - a hardcore feminist activist. D:
     
  11. GagHalfrunt

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    I can't believe women wear yoga pants in public unless they like cameltoe. It's the same as plunging necklines, short skirts, tight jeans, sideboob, exposed whale tails, etc. Women like to pretend they're shocked when men check them out, but most would absolutely die if we didn't. Many Many women dress to make men look at them and a nice cameltoe is just part of the ensemble.
     
  12. wirednuts

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    not all women are like that, but yes many many many of them are. ive dated a few... the ones who spend hours everyday in the bathroom getting pretty and dolled up, you better notice them in public or else they just feel horrible about themselves. its kinda sad, but its how it is
     
  13. mmntech

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    First the Catholic schools get rid of skirts, thus eliminating joy for an entire generation of teenage boys, now this?! The world has one mad, mad I tell you.
     
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    [​IMG]

    :hmm:
     
  15. twinrider1

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    Tonight.....on a very special Shark Tank.

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    Seriously, they need to get the camelflage lady on there.
     
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    Thank God. Yes, I am the camel toe nazi. Sorry, I just don't need to see your stuff anymore than you would want me walking around in Speedos.
     
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    #17 Jeff7, May 19, 2012
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  18. destrekor

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    Let's consider this here:

    unless you are disgusted by ALL genitals, most people DO find attraction to the opposite sex's "package", when it is attached to an attractive specimen.

    Do I want to see cameltoe on, well, a hippo as showcased above? No. Is the woman in shape/fit, and attractive? If so, I can find no reasons to complain. :D

    I imagine many women find an attractive male in speedos to be, well, an attractive look. Put any kind of spandex on a chubby and/or fat and/or unattractive man, I imagine they are not at all pleased to witness such a thing.

    Or do you not find any of that attractive, at all? I guess I can understand a certain disgust if most of the genitals you have seen are just godawful looking, but that's not the case for every individual.
     
  19. sactoking

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    I find it amusing that the "after" photo doesn't really demonstrate the product because, clearly, the pants are just stretched tighter so there's no extra material in the crotch.
     
  20. SunnyD

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    Read this line from the article to yourself.

    Now read it again, imagining Vince saying that at the start of an infomercial. :D:biggrin::D

    That's not cameltoe bro... that's ReversiAss.
     
  21. BabaBooey

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    That's her gut not her coochie.....D:




    :D
     
  22. Matthiasa

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    The most feminist, actually equal rights for all, person I know regularly likes art, of nude women, on Facebook.
    Which means well nude women showing up in my news feed.

    /cue Facebook hate.
     
  23. Pr0d1gy

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    You're severely overthinking it. Women's pants don't need to be up in their hoo hoos dude. I know you're trying to play the PC guy or whatever but this is usually bad for everyone, like dudes in speedos. And trust me for everyone who looks good in them there are 50 guys who look like ass but think they look good. You theory is invalid.
     
  24. Lemon law

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    I think of all those old master's paintings featured 16'th century men wearing cod pieces on the front of their pants. If those men were not afraid to flaunt their sex, and even stuff a sock in it to enhance, why should 21'th century ladies be afraid to flaunt their sex.

    Its why I have invented and its patient pending, special panties for women who are camel toe challenged. Always guaranteed to show a camel toe through the baggiest of dresses and pants. And because it wicks moisture through to fabric where it condenses on top, it usually shows a wet spot outline when temperatures exceed 75 F.
     
  25. NetWareHead

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    Thats not a camel-toe. I believe it was described as "moose knuckle"

    edit: oh and mandatory vomit at that pic D: