Noone ever buys me cake...

GasX

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Teachers Treated After Eating Doped Cake


BERLIN (Reuters) - Teachers in a German school were treated in hospital after gobbling up an anonymously donated chocolate cake, unaware it was laced with hashish, authorities said on Thursday.

Some 10 teachers from the school in the northern town of Lueneburg were treated for nausea and dizziness after sharing a cake left at the door to their staff room, a police spokesman said.

"They thought it was food poisoning, but the doctors quickly recognized the problem," the spokesman said. "They showed all the classic signs of people under the influence of drugs."

The spokesman said the teachers had not suspected anything because it was customary for them to buy cakes from the schoolchildren as part of a fund-raising project.


Blood tests and a sample of an uneaten slice of cake revealed it had been doctored with hashish. The teachers were later discharged and police said they had not yet identified who was responsible for the prank
 

BigJ

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Try explaining that to future employers:

"Have you ever used drugs"

Well uhh this one time...
 

Kelemvor

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Gotta love the mentality of the Teachers.

"Hey Look, a Cake"
"Did you order a cake from someone?"
"No, did you?"
"Nope, Wonder where it came from"
"Who cares, it's CAKE!"
 

Spoooon

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Mar 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Gotta love the mentality of the Teachers.

"Hey Look, a Cake"
"Did you order a cake from someone?"
"No, did you?"
"Nope, Wonder where it came from"
"Who cares, it's CAKE!"

No kidding. :D