SketchMaster
Diamond Member
It is a well know fact that Frogs and Rocks have had a nasty hatred for one another since the dawn of time.
What often isn't well know is why on earth a frog would sit on a rock if it hates it so much? The answer is this.
Rocks can't jump.
A rock also can not look up. A rock can attack something if it hits it straight on. but if you get above the rock it can't hit you because it can't move in that direction.
When a frog and a rock get into a battle the Rock, being the dumb beast it is, will try to ram the frog. the frog, knowing that the rock is the 3rd dumbest thing on earth will jump at the last second and land ontop of the rock. The rock, which is too stupid to figure out the frog is on-top of it, will not be able to find the frog and eventually loses interest and falls asleep. The frog then goes on it's way.
Allot of people ask me what is more unintelligent than a rock. The answer is dirt for letting trees grow in it. which brings me to the most unintelligent thing on earth.
Trees. They are the most unintelligent thing on earth because even with the rocks trying to convice them not to, trees make air so humans can breath. Luckily, humans are slowly killing all the trees so they will soon be gone. A nice plus to this is that Frogs also need air to live so rocks won't have to deal with them much longer.
What often isn't well know is why on earth a frog would sit on a rock if it hates it so much? The answer is this.
Rocks can't jump.
A rock also can not look up. A rock can attack something if it hits it straight on. but if you get above the rock it can't hit you because it can't move in that direction.
When a frog and a rock get into a battle the Rock, being the dumb beast it is, will try to ram the frog. the frog, knowing that the rock is the 3rd dumbest thing on earth will jump at the last second and land ontop of the rock. The rock, which is too stupid to figure out the frog is on-top of it, will not be able to find the frog and eventually loses interest and falls asleep. The frog then goes on it's way.
Allot of people ask me what is more unintelligent than a rock. The answer is dirt for letting trees grow in it. which brings me to the most unintelligent thing on earth.
Trees. They are the most unintelligent thing on earth because even with the rocks trying to convice them not to, trees make air so humans can breath. Luckily, humans are slowly killing all the trees so they will soon be gone. A nice plus to this is that Frogs also need air to live so rocks won't have to deal with them much longer.