Nominees for the WORST BUTCHERING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE EVER!

[amnesiac]

Our nominees are:
1. Tabb

2. BmXStuD

3. Our current champion, Wduaqnug. See any of his posts.

I think Wduaqnug might get knocked out the running, seeing as how his posts are starting to make a bit of sense once you understand how to read his odd interpretation of the English language.

The other two, though. Ugh. Just ugh.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Wduaqnug Hands down amnesiac IMHO, followed by spunky

 

[Pepsi90919]

ENGLISH MOTHERFYCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

 

[N8Magic]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Wduaqnug Hands down amnesiac IMHO, followed by spunky

Most definitely Wduaqnug.

No question.

 

[NewSc2]

Wduaqnug > Tabb > BmXStuD

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: NewSc2
Wduaqnug > Tabb > BmXStuD

 

[snik]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
ENGLISH MOTHERFYCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Say "what" again! I dare you ###!

 

[amnesiac]

Oh come on, give Wd' and Spunky a break. At least his posts make some sense.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: snik

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
ENGLISH MOTHERFYCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Say "what" again! I dare you ###!

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Oh come on, give Wd' and Spunky a break. At least his posts make some sense.

We are laughing with him, not at him. Well, at least I am. I would probably be shot on sight if I were to go to, say, japan and try to talk japanese. I would ask where the bathroom is, and it would probably come out somthing like, "I took your daughters virginity in the alley 10 minutes ago".

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Our nominees are:
1. Tabb

2. BmXStuD

3. Our current champion, Wduaqnug. See any of his posts.

I think Wduaqnug might get knocked out the running, seeing as how his posts are starting to make a bit of sense once you understand how to read his odd interpretation of the English language.

The other two, though. Ugh. Just ugh.

BmXStuD is who immediately came to mind:

yes mny p2 350mhz has only the psu fan. When i turn it on i dont hear jack u could hear a pin drop. BTW HEHE OLD PC DONT NEED MUCH COOLIN

Yeps lots of ppl think since its low end you can go out and get a low end psu or a low votage wrong. I thought that about my shuttle ak32l. Just wait till all the lock ups you get and random reboot no worth it so you will have to get a better psu. Better buy an case only thats cheap w/ a PSU you get a better case and psu heh ur decsion
buh bye

Must be a substance abuse problem, about every third post is cohesive...

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Wduaqnug Hands down amnesiac IMHO, followed by spunky

 

[placebo139]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
ENGLISH MOTHERFYCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

 

[KevinH]

Originally posted by: placebo139

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
ENGLISH MOTHERFYCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Hope you realize that he's quoting Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp fiction. Then again...that rolling eye emoticon...I'm sure you did...

 

[Atlantean]

They all need to get a better grasp of the english language... or stop posting here.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Haha, bmxstud came to my mind first thing. A guy in my local LUG is a total freak and types weird too. In comparison he is not quite as bad as the three here but he can't construct a sentence for the life of him, and always leaves out punctuation.

Some fun stuff to read:

http://qclug.org/pipermail/qclug/2003-April/002030.html
http://qclug.org/pipermail/qclug/2003-April/002033.html
http://qclug.org/pipermail/qclug/2003-April/002034.html
http://qclug.org/pipermail/qclug/2003-April/002038.html
http://qclug.org/pipermail/qclug/2003-April/002039.html
http://qclug.org/pipermail/qclug/2003-April/002062.html

 

[Syringer]

God you people make me sick. English probably isn't their first language, give them a break. Do you stalk down immigrants and laugh at them whenever they talk?

As much as these people need lessons in English you people need to get some lessons in manners.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Syringer
God you people make me sick. English probably isn't their first language, give them a break. Do you stalk down immigrants and laugh at them whenever they talk?

I don't think that's the problem with these people. Even if you're bad with a certain language, you still are aware that you need to insert punctuation every so often, and other basic things.

As much as these people need lessons in English you people need to get some lessons in manners.

Seems like a fairly light-hearted thread, lighten up.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
Oh come on, give Wd' and Spunky a break. At least his posts make some sense.

Such as the thread where he asked how to potty train his mouse?

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Do you mind if we dance wiff yo dates?

Nevermind me, I'm drunk.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Syringer
God you people make me sick. English probably isn't their first language, give them a break. Do you stalk down immigrants and laugh at them whenever they talk?

As much as these people need lessons in English you people need to get some lessons in manners.

Syringer, that's why I'm just giving Wd' some light ribbing. He knows his english isn't up to par and he seems to be fine with it. I know he's a foreigner which is why I wouldn't straight out berate him for having less than optimal grammar skills.

The other two, however, don't have the grammar errors and mis-wording common with ESL. They just look like goddamn lazy typists, and the ridiculing will continue until they admit that a) they are lazy stupid bastards that need to be cool and stay in school, as well as learn how to type, or b) they are immigrants with a poor grasp of the English language but are slowly learning.

 

[ElFenix]

wduaqnug reminds me of homsar

"uh uh uh hey reggie is that rhinoceros around?"

"uh i'm a song from the 60s"

 

[Electrode]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
wduaqnug reminds me of homsar

"uh uh uh hey reggie is that rhinoceros around?"

"uh i'm a song from the 60s"

You shanked my jengaship! :Q

 

[HappyCracker]

Originally posted by: ELP
Do you mind if we dance wiff yo dates?

Nevermind me, I'm drunk.

haha haven't seen that one in awhile. but seriously, most people who speak engrish (sorry, couldn't avoid that one) have no idea what they're doing either. "their" not= "there" not= "they're" or "to" not= "too". Here's one, "it's" not= "its", the second is possessive, something I learned in second grade in a LA public school. Just a few of the ones that really bug me

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: HappyCracker

Originally posted by: ELP
Do you mind if we dance wiff yo dates?

Nevermind me, I'm drunk.

haha haven't seen that one in awhile. but seriously, most people who speak engrish (sorry, couldn't avoid that one) have no idea what they're doing either. "their" not= "there" not= "they're" or "to" not= "too". Here's one, "it's" not= "its", the second is possessive, something I learned in second grade in a LA public school. Just a few of the ones that really bug me

You don't even have to speak engrish to commit those fatal errors. Makes me wonder what they're taught in public school.