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Emma and George are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and are holding a small party for friends.
One guy walks up to George and says, "George, tell me how you did it. What's the secret to your 50 year marriage to Emma?"
"Well," says George, "when we were married, Emma and I took our honeymoon trip to the Grand Canyon. While we were there, we took a mule ride down to the floor of the canyon. On the trail down the wall of the canyon, Emma's mule slipped on a loose rock and lost its footing for a second. 'That's once,' she growled.
"We continued down the canyon and her mule slipped again. She shouted, 'that's twice!'"
"A short while later, Emma's mule slipped for the third time. 'That's three times!' she shouted. She got off her mule, pulled a gun out of her purse, and shot that poor animal dead."
"'Emma, dear,' I said, 'now what did you do that for?'
"She looked at me and said, 'That's once.'
One guy walks up to George and says, "George, tell me how you did it. What's the secret to your 50 year marriage to Emma?"
"Well," says George, "when we were married, Emma and I took our honeymoon trip to the Grand Canyon. While we were there, we took a mule ride down to the floor of the canyon. On the trail down the wall of the canyon, Emma's mule slipped on a loose rock and lost its footing for a second. 'That's once,' she growled.
"We continued down the canyon and her mule slipped again. She shouted, 'that's twice!'"
"A short while later, Emma's mule slipped for the third time. 'That's three times!' she shouted. She got off her mule, pulled a gun out of her purse, and shot that poor animal dead."
"'Emma, dear,' I said, 'now what did you do that for?'
"She looked at me and said, 'That's once.'
