Nobody watch Enterprise!!!!!!

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If it does really bad during sweeps, Paramount may drop Rick freakin Berman. Roddenberry died during the 5th season and Berman took things over from there and was responsible for those lamebrain Wesley-Crusher-The-Traveler types of plotlines that nearly ruined the show's legacy.

The we had the intollerably dull DS:9. Everything about the show, the sets, the characters, the dialogue, the plot, the story was all just plain uninteresting.

Then came Voyager where dullness turned to laughable ineptness by both the writers and the actors. The whole thing came off as silly rather than crucial like TNG.

The Enterprise comes along, with so much promise for compelling stories involving what was formerly only Star Trek lore, and is nothing but Voyager redux.

He's also tanking out the movies which are our last tie to the magnificent TNG universe.

So, please please don't watch Enterprise. Tell your friends and family not to watch enterprise. The reason I say this is that some may be watching that show out of nostalgia or loyalty, but if you're truly a fan, then act like one and get that plague of a producer, Berman, far away from the Star Trek franchise.
 

bernse

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I'm gonna watch Enterprise.

Twice now the same night just to pi$$ you off!

:)
 

XZeroII

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Have you been even watching it lately? The last few episodes have been great. Granted, the t'pol suit thing is annoying, but the stories have been excellent lately.
 

Ameesh

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more evidence that you are stupid , its not berman whos screwing it up its that assclown Brannon Braga, he should be killed with fahjo's veron-T disruptor

 

JHoNNy1OoO

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HEY! I liked DS:9 or at least I liked the characters. :p

My bud watches Enterprise and he thinks its great. TO each his own. I sure as hell don't watch it. But yeah everything went downhill starting with DS:9. :)
 

mugs

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I promise I won't watch it, just for you. :)

I've never watched it.

Aren't TV ratings based on a small sample of people who have devices that track what they watch?
 

bernse

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Have you been even watching it lately? The last few episodes have been great. Granted, the t'pol suit thing is annoying, but the stories have been excellent lately.
Tpol is about the only reason I watch it! If she's ever in a porno, I'm buying it!
 

Ameesh

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Originally posted by: JHoNNy1OoO
HEY! I liked DS:9 or at least I liked the characters. :p

My bud watches Enterprise and he thinks its great. TO each his own. I sure as hell don't watch it. But yeah everything went downhill starting with DS:9. :)
garrak is one of the most interestnig characters in the ST universe
 

Hammer

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
more evidence that you are stupid , its not berman whos screwing it up its that assclown Brannon Braga, he should be killed with fahjo's veron-T disruptor
lol, you have to be the geekiest person on this forum. :D
 
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Originally posted by: Ameesh
more evidence that you are stupid , its not berman whos screwing it up its that assclown Brannon Braga, he should be killed with fahjo's veron-T disruptor
Braga won a Hugo award for his writing on TNG. It's tough to know who's fault the current calamtiy is, but one this is for certain, you're overweight.
 
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Originally posted by: mugsywwiii
I promise I won't watch it, just for you. :)

I've never watched it.

Aren't TV ratings based on a small sample of people who have devices that track what they watch?
Yes. Some of the lesser educated people on AnandTech thought that ratings were done by a method wherein the broadcasters measured how much of the TV signal was getting sucked out of the air by people watching the shows. I wish I could find that thread, it was comedy gold. :D
 

fs5

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TNG > DS9 > Voyager > Enterprise

I'm not old enough to enjoy the original :p
I think I've watch every TNG, DS9 episode, and 90% of the voyager ones. I've only watched 2 episodes of Enterprise... just couldn't get into it.
 

0roo0roo

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ugh the eps on yesterday was pretty good. all trek series were mixed batches.
 

bernse

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Originally posted by: bunker
So you expect thousands of horny trek nerds to give up looking at her???
I ain't a horny trek nerd (I have a hottie for a wife) but damn, she is hot ain't she?
 

Chadder007

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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
TNG > DS9 > Voyager > Enterprise

I'm not old enough to enjoy the original :p
I think I've watch every TNG, DS9 episode, and 90% of the voyager ones. I've only watched 2 episodes of Enterprise... just couldn't get into it.
TNG> Enterprise> Voyager> TOS> Crap> DS9 :)

Enterprise this season has been Excelent. The first two seasons almost got me to not watch it at all. In fact Ive only seen 10 eps from the first and second seasons total. This 3rd season > *
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Personally I like Enterprise and Voyager better than TNG.
its already been established that you hate everything normal
 

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