Nobody Cares If Your Puns Were Intended

[jpeyton]

The phrase "no pun intended" makes me want to band saw my dick off just in case I'm the last man alive and I have to risk repopulating Earth with some moron's incapable vagina.

:laugh:

I :heart: Maddox

 

[legoman666]

mediocre. I usually find his rants hilarious.

 

[Syringer]

God he's so phunny :heart:

 

[clamum]

5.1285/10

 

[Gothgar]

Yeah... I already made a post referring to this earlier

Maddox is the fucking man... this post is not quite up to par though it is still better than 99% of other "clever" people online.

 

[yankeesfan]

Maddox's pitch is getting old (pun not intended because Greg Maddux is spelled with a 'u' instead of an 'o').

 

[ultimatebob]

Not bad, but not up to his normal high standards. I'll give it a 6.5 out of 10.

I liked it better when he made fun of Macheads... Hell, the new Mac vs PC commercials alone should give him 2 rants worth of material.

 

[Mrvile]

Not bad.

 

[Leros]

My favorite was the girlfriend changing the oil on the car.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=oil

He hasn't been the same the last few years.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Sincerest apologies,
D. Baggerson

I lol'ed.

 

[Steve]

Love when he rags on Dave Matthews.

 

[JulesMaximus]

This is a pretty good rant. I would exchange Dave Matthews Band for Coldplay though...god, I hate Coldplay. Worst fucking band on the planet...seriously, could they do something original? Obviously, that's asking too much. Still, this is a pretty good rant.

I read an exchange the other day between some loser flirting with some lonely single mom on a message board for lonely single losers (not to preclude one from the other, no reason you can't be both). The guy's avatar said "IRISH 4 LIFE," and his profile stated that he's a "Dave Matthews Band" fan, so already his face is high on my list of places I would like to rest my feet (Dave Matthews fans are like the trans-fats of fandom: oversaturated with obnoxiousness, found everywhere, and impossible to get rid of; for example, they only refer to the band as DMB... you can't abbreviate the word 'band' assholes, it's a band by virtue of the fact that there is more than 1 person in it, and for the record, adding the word 'band' to your name doesn't make you any less of an egotistical shit head). Man, you know what I hate? Dave Matthews.

 

[Crucial]

this guy is still around?

 

[Baked]

He's gone soft.

 

[sandorski]

meh

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

That was terrible.

 

[xanis]

That was definitely one of weakest rants to this day.

 

[Rebasxer]

I liked the part on Dave Matthews. I cannot stand dave matthews band, or the the pretenious out of shape lacrosse playing fanboys that ride around in their jeeps blasting that shit at my school.

 

[QueBert]

I don't like Maddox or his crazy bitch mom Angelina. I will skip this thank youse.