Moving from my parody thread to here since I didn't know parodies got locked:
 
To make a long story short, I keep having these original thoughts, but I hear people complaining that they have no alternative but to re-think my already thought thoughts, rehash, repackage, and recycle them. I have been trying to find a way to get around this problem to no avail. Can you guys recycle some of the thoughts I've previously thought to help me think of a thought that lets others think of thoughts that I have not thought of before they think of it?