No sex 'til you're 30!

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SagaLore

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The REAL solution, is more research on killing STDs, and implanting adolescent children with gamete suppression (only to be removed when two adults consentually sign a contract for reproduction).
 

Drakkon

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hmmm if your 20's and stay single and dont have kids you proobbly dont need a house. and if you dont need a house you probobly dont have any investments. yet 20 year olds are the largest segment gaining on good paying jobs. now being a male in my 20's in this situation eanring just at the edge of the next highest tax bracket i am getting reemed up the ass on my taxes. Out of all i pay in each year (nearly 25%) i see NONE of it back and end up having to pay more usually each year. and I've done the math, if i had a house it would be better, if i had some investments would creep into a decent range but if i had a kid, omg I'd actually see most of the money I made.


well not really as i'd have to spend it on the little money grubber...unless i adopted one of those orphan kids, then the govt would have to pay me :evil:
 

Jeff7

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Walmart could just start selling Jackrabbits and Fleshlights. Problem solved.


Yeah, initially, it'd be like this:
"HAHA!!! You loser, you got a fleshlight!! Man, you're pathetic........so how is it? Where can I buy one?"
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: radioouman
HA!! By the time we are in our 30s, we are done having sex anyway!!!

Hardly.

I've had the best sex of my life in my 30s. I had a lot in my 20s, no doubt, but nothing like this.
 

Compton

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Well I know a few girls who are single in their 20s with two kids, and I doubt the gubment will be able to slow them down.
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: radioouman
HA!! By the time we are in our 30s, we are done having sex anyway!!!

Hardly.

I've had the best sex of my life in my 30s. I had a lot in my 20s, no doubt, but nothing like this.

ZOmg yer so KOOL!
 

Nik

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
:laugh:
Yeah, good luck trying to sell that one.
Just when you thought you'd seen the most pointless expenditure of tax money, they go and do something like this...

/inevitable comment about spending money killing babies versus spending money advocating abstinence
 

JS80

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they're just overquoting the number...they say stay abstinent until 30 and they figure kids will shave 10 years off it.